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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 26, 2010, 06:17:07 AM
omg.
baby showers ARE boring.

and usually, since the bitch is pregnant there isn't even an open bar. for the non-preggo friends.

shitty.

Wow. What a cunt. What I meant to say was:

I LIKE FREE CAEK!!!!

I need to stay away from the computer when I'm in a pissy mood.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

As the resident expert on baby-havin' in my circle of friends, I have many times been asked what makes a good baby shower, and my advice is "no stupid games, lots of beer and cake".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


-Kel-

badge's awesome hair....


Elder Iptuous

cupcake and badge:
both with fantastic har!

BADGE OF HONOR

Oh come on, the other picture from that night is much better.   :D
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Suu

I like the messy look, tbh.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

-Kel-

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 05:00:04 AM
Oh come on, the other picture from that night is much better.   :D

the one where it looks like a fairy shat on my face?

here




BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2010, 05:45:17 AM
I like the messy look, tbh.

You have no idea how much effort went into making my hair look that messy.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Nast

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 06:21:27 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2010, 05:45:17 AM
I like the messy look, tbh.

You have no idea how much effort went into making my hair look that messy.

Pretty betch with pretty complexion!  :argh!:

And your hair looks great too!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Sir Squid Diddimus

I know! I wanna slap her and then stomp on her foot.

NotPublished

Sexy girl!

Unsure of the slapping and/or stomping however
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Nast on May 27, 2010, 06:25:16 AM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 06:21:27 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2010, 05:45:17 AM
I like the messy look, tbh.

You have no idea how much effort went into making my hair look that messy.

Pretty betch with pretty complexion!  :argh!:

And your hair looks great too!

Actually my complexion is terrible, it's called the magic of makeup!  I won't be modest about the pretty part though  :p
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

NotPublished

Love you Badge :D Thats an awesome attitude to have!

.. I tried make up once and decided to never do it again, apart from looking like a plastic-fantastic, it also dried out my skin. Ionno how you girls manage to put it on everyday but I bow down



Lol found this photo not long ago .. after I went Tat expo, and was wearing Eris is my Homegirl shirt :D (Love that shirt!!)




and the obligatory posing photo
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Elder Iptuous

Badge,
My wife is a massage therapist and has a little salon.  her aesthetician got her onto a product line called, i think, 'osmosis'.
she absolutely swears by it.  her complexion has never been better, and she doesn't wear any makeup now except for lipstick and eyeshadow.
/product plug

Suu

Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 06:21:27 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2010, 05:45:17 AM
I like the messy look, tbh.

You have no idea how much effort went into making my hair look that messy.

What do you use? I'm assuming your hair may not be as thick as mine, but typically I use the Got2B Hair Glue and Bed Head Hairspray (big ass silver aerosol). I also have used Bed Head Manipulator when I had more money and my sister worked locally and I was able to get a good discount on hair product.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."