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#1305
May 27, 2010, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 27, 2010, 06:45:31 AM
I know! I wanna slap her and then stomp on her foot.

I want badge to slap me
until I am no longer silly

BADGE OF HONOR

#1306
May 27, 2010, 06:38:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2010, 01:54:08 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on May 27, 2010, 06:21:27 AM
Quote from: Suu on May 27, 2010, 05:45:17 AM
I like the messy look, tbh.

You have no idea how much effort went into making my hair look that messy.

What do you use? I'm assuming your hair may not be as thick as mine, but typically I use the Got2B Hair Glue and Bed Head Hairspray (big ass silver aerosol). I also have used Bed Head Manipulator when I had more money and my sister worked locally and I was able to get a good discount on hair product.

I have very thick hair, actually.  I can't stand most Bed Head products because they smell disgusting, but I do use the wax stick, plus American Crew Fiber, and Sexy Hair pumpkin seed extract spray.  Basically I take a shower at night, sleep on it wet, and hope it turns out okay in the morning.  My hair dryer broke so I have to let my hair air-dry, and it just falls down very neat and tidy if I do that while conscious--not that blow-drying it works very well either, it's got a mind of its own.  I probably need to get a flat-iron I just haven't gotten around to figuring out what's a good mid-quality brand.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

BADGE OF HONOR

#1307
May 27, 2010, 06:38:48 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2010, 02:28:38 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on May 27, 2010, 06:45:31 AM
I know! I wanna slap her and then stomp on her foot.

I want badge to slap me
until I am no longer silly

Oh honey you know I can do that any day of the week.  <3
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Richter

#1308
May 27, 2010, 07:05:19 PM
Science demands to know which expires first; Cram's Silly, or Badge's Slapping.

Please to post relevant results.  Pics too.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

LMNO

#1309
May 27, 2010, 07:09:20 PM
Badge, how is it possible that you have actually gotten more attractive since you started posting here?


I mean, damn.

P3nT4gR4m

#1310
May 27, 2010, 07:25:47 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 27, 2010, 07:05:19 PM
Science demands to know which expires first; Cram's Silly, or Badge's Slapping.

Please to post relevant results.  Pics too.

Unstoppable force meets immovable object. If it ever happens the universe will implode.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1311
May 27, 2010, 07:54:13 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 27, 2010, 07:05:19 PM
Science demands to know which expires first; Cram's Silly, or Badge's Slapping.

Please to post relevant results.  Pics too.

Preferably video.  :fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Richter

#1312
May 27, 2010, 08:16:02 PM
"The Passsion of the Cramulus"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

NWC

#1313
May 27, 2010, 08:16:22 PM


I love this photo.
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1314
May 27, 2010, 08:32:03 PM
Quote from: NWC on May 27, 2010, 08:16:22 PM


I love this photo.

:lol: it's awesome!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Abbess Jade

#1315
May 27, 2010, 09:30:32 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 26, 2010, 02:19:26 PM
Hi Abess! Good to finally have a face to put with the name! What are you reading?


Hi! I'm reading "Relentless" by Dean Koontz.

Quotealso, cute/lookin good/etc!

:) <3

QuoteYou know what's coming...

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

...me.

Oh my, M'Lord/Lady.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1316
May 27, 2010, 09:37:32 PM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 27, 2010, 09:30:32 PM

QuoteYou know what's coming...

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

...me.

Oh my, M'Lord/Lady.

:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

BADGE OF HONOR

#1317
May 27, 2010, 10:15:02 PM
Quote from: Richter on May 27, 2010, 07:05:19 PM
Science demands to know which expires first; Cram's Silly, or Badge's Slapping.

Please to post relevant results.  Pics too.

As soon as he ever bothers to get out here, I guess we'll see.   8)
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Iason Ouabache

#1318
May 27, 2010, 11:56:17 PM
Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 26, 2010, 05:55:18 AM


Baby showers are really boring. That's the time where you cuddle up with a good book.
Hello, pretty lady.

Quote from: Abbess Jade on May 27, 2010, 09:30:32 PM

Hi! I'm reading "Relentless" by Dean Koontz.

SRSLY? You can do better than that. You could have lied and we would have accepted it.

Quote from: NWC on May 27, 2010, 08:16:22 PM


I love this photo.
:mittens:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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NotPublished

#1319
May 27, 2010, 11:59:21 PM
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.
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