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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#1530
June 26, 2010, 06:25:04 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2010, 06:14:59 AM


Naw, that's not it.

Think, think, think.

I does demand something. But what?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

President Television

#1531
June 26, 2010, 06:35:13 AM
Something Matrixy?
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Captain Utopia

#1532
June 26, 2010, 06:46:49 AM

Nast

#1533
June 26, 2010, 07:41:24 AM
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1534
June 26, 2010, 07:47:19 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nast

#1535
June 26, 2010, 07:49:32 AM
Well shucks, I wonder if my Photobucket is broked. I myself can see it though.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Rumckle

#1536
June 26, 2010, 08:26:45 AM
 :?

I can see it
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Nephew Twiddleton

#1537
June 26, 2010, 08:40:23 AM
THere it is.

I like  :)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

-Kel-

#1538
June 26, 2010, 09:01:51 AM

Triple Zero

#1539
June 26, 2010, 09:20:46 AM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 25, 2010, 04:49:59 PM
000 is one suave lookin dude.
he's like one of those guys that when you meet they make you go all DUUUUUH or something.

QUIT BEIN SO DAMN COOL

Awwww Squid, I promise to go all DUUUUUH right back at ya, ok? ;-)

Remember what you said about the guy in the bar that said he lifts weights but you scared him? It'll be like that, except a lot more funny :)

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 25, 2010, 04:57:10 PM
Triple Zero, you will start gaining weight and shopping at WalMart now, please.

Thanks.

but but but I actually have gained weight in that pic! like 18 lbs or so compared to last year. might have had something to do with going to the sport school and working out a bit, as opposed to just running.

I even have some pance that don't really fit comfortable anymore!




AND CRAMULUS:

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#1540
June 26, 2010, 10:41:24 AM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: you guys are such magnificent bastards

P3nT4gR4m

#1541
June 26, 2010, 11:04:14 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#1542
June 26, 2010, 02:46:04 PM
 :lulz: @ the goatse superhero logo

we need a batsignal that does that

Pope Pixie Pickle

#1543
June 26, 2010, 02:54:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 26, 2010, 11:04:14 AM


sorry, this one wins for me, hands fucking down.

Captain Utopia

#1544
June 26, 2010, 03:11:59 PM

Agreed  :lulz:
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