Spagbook

[Jenne]

...is that you and the Mrs.?  She's cute!

[Don Coyote]

...is that you and the Mrs.?  She's cute!

Yus she is.


ETA Moar pics of me, because it would creepy to post moar of the Lady Who Must Be Obeyed.

In college
Sometime between 2004 and 2007


After AIT
2007

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Jasper]

Dude, cheer the fuck up.  I look into your eyes and it makes me want to jump off a bridge.

[Don Coyote]

Dude, cheer the fuck up.  I look into your eyes and it makes me want to jump off a bridge.

That first pic was the day I flew back to my home station, leaving my fiancee in her home town.

[Jasper]

Dude, cheer the fuck up.  I look into your eyes and it makes me want to jump off a bridge.

That first pic was the day I flew back to my home station, leaving my fiancee in her home town.

It's the same in every picture.  You look like someone beat your wife to death with your kid's severed head.

SMILE.

[Don Coyote]

It's the same in every picture.  You look like someone beat your wife to death with your kid's severed head.

SMILE.

Will some kind of smirkish expression work?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Show us some teeth. You still look 

[Don Coyote]

Show us some teeth. You still look 

How about a funny hat?


Also, you want teeth?



and

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There you go, I guess one funny hat and one teeth pic makes up for the fact that you seem to be incapable of smiling.

[Jasper]

How can you wear that hat and not be filled with Eddie Murphy-esque glee?

[Don Coyote]

How can you wear that hat and not be filled with Eddie Murphy-esque glee?

because, some how I could never pull off making that hat look good. It is in a toughbox in my closet. The majority of my deployment I used it as a storage receptacle for loose change.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How can you wear that hat and not be filled with Eddie Murphy-esque glee?

because, some how I could never pull off making that hat look good. It is in a toughbox in my closet. The majority of my deployment I used it as a storage receptacle for loose change.

No, no, the point of wearing a funny hat is to intentionally NOT look good. Try it again. With a big psychotic smile

[Don Coyote]

How can you wear that hat and not be filled with Eddie Murphy-esque glee?

because, some how I could never pull off making that hat look good. It is in a toughbox in my closet. The majority of my deployment I used it as a storage receptacle for loose change.

No, no, the point of wearing a funny hat is to intentionally NOT look good. Try it again. With a big psychotic smile

I would but, I lost the cable to my camera.

[Jasper]

How can you wear that hat and not be filled with Eddie Murphy-esque glee?

because, some how I could never pull off making that hat look good. It is in a toughbox in my closet. The majority of my deployment I used it as a storage receptacle for loose change.

You are the Most Depressing Spag Ever.