Spagbook

[Jenne]

I have to say I like talking about poo more than I like LOOKing at it...or smelling it.





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I won't even go into TASTing it...

[Richter]

oh my god richter... I have finally recovered from the fucking orange eating contest. Maybe it IS time..

what would be a good contest? speed / frequency? or should we go the opposite direction - who can go the longest WITHOUT pooping? (I will lose)

I don't know...I love my daily crapstitutionals.  Also, consider how often my olive oil and spice heavy diet require the rollin' of my colon.

Cram, isn't it about time we had another poop off of some sort? 

IS IT TIME?  ARE YOU PREPARED TO STARE INTENTINAL DOMINATION IN THE EYE AGAIN?

I advise we not go for size.  I drop daily dumps the size of a birthday cake.

I am The King.

That is all.

You have surpassed the shitting of mortal men.  You're in a class with Moose, Yeti, and Pachederms 

[Cramulus]

rollin' of my colon.

[Doktor Howl]

oh my god richter... I have finally recovered from the fucking orange eating contest. Maybe it IS time..

what would be a good contest? speed / frequency? or should we go the opposite direction - who can go the longest WITHOUT pooping? (I will lose)

I don't know...I love my daily crapstitutionals.  Also, consider how often my olive oil and spice heavy diet require the rollin' of my colon.

Cram, isn't it about time we had another poop off of some sort? 

IS IT TIME?  ARE YOU PREPARED TO STARE INTENTINAL DOMINATION IN THE EYE AGAIN?

I advise we not go for size.  I drop daily dumps the size of a birthday cake.

I am The King.

That is all.

You have surpassed the shitting of mortal men.  You're in a class with Moose, Yeti, and Pachederms 

This is why I have to get back out to Providence...To re-bless your commode with vindaloo-driven POOMP.

[Aries Gurl]

Wow on all accounts!

[Suu]

I'll take your poomp and raise it with my IBS.


-Suu
Get's disappointed if she can't do terrible things to the ladies room at school at least twice a day.

[the last yatto]

Are we doing to use the hunter packs?
Or we do for a new set

[Elder Iptuous]

oh my god richter... I have finally recovered from the fucking orange eating contest. Maybe it IS time..

what would be a good contest? speed / frequency? or should we go the opposite direction - who can go the longest WITHOUT pooping? (I will lose)

duration without pooping, i am a shoe in for.
it is my super power.  ask anyone in my family.
if i go for vacation, i can eat like a normal man, yet not sully my precious ass with toilets of unknown hygiene for ridiculous amounts of time. i am able to create the densest faeces known to man, which upon returning to my own familiar abode, will crack the porcelain upon pinching.

[Elder Iptuous]

also, my three year old son would beat all of you in size contest.
he daily shits the size of his leg.
it truly astounds me.
how does he not prolapse or permanently deform?

[PopeTom]

oh my god richter... I have finally recovered from the fucking orange eating contest. Maybe it IS time..

what would be a good contest? speed / frequency? or should we go the opposite direction - who can go the longest WITHOUT pooping? (I will lose)

Would you have a special pooping Olympics for those of us who are handicapped?

[BabylonHoruv]

drooooool

[The Johnny]

drooooool

If Siouxsie had an orangeish skin tone, and was into new wave...

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

oh my god richter... I have finally recovered from the fucking orange eating contest. Maybe it IS time..

what would be a good contest? speed / frequency? or should we go the opposite direction - who can go the longest WITHOUT pooping? (I will lose)

duration without pooping, i am a shoe in for.
it is my super power.  ask anyone in my family.
if i go for vacation, i can eat like a normal man, yet not sully my precious ass with toilets of unknown hygiene for ridiculous amounts of time. i am able to create the densest faeces known to man, which upon returning to my own familiar abode, will crack the porcelain upon pinching.

are we related??

[Aries Gurl]

drooooool

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