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Suu

Quote from: Cramulus on October 03, 2010, 03:42:52 PM



You know you've been playing a different game for way too long when you see a white belt and go, "Huh, I didn't know he was a knight..."

Also  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: @ Arch-Perv.
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Quote from: Doktor Princess on October 03, 2010, 11:11:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 03, 2010, 03:42:52 PM



You know you've been playing a different game for way too long when you see a white belt and go, "Huh, I didn't know he was a knight..."

Also  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: @ Arch-Perv.
That made me  :lol:

Suu

The world can be saved....BY SOFT PASTEL.

The ceremonial laying in the square before the work begins...

BEWBS.

Getting to that point in the day where I'm constantly shaking and not paying attention to ANYONE. Yes, I ate, but after a while it just doesn't matter.

THE WORLD, IT CAN BE SAVED! But by WHAT?!

By my dirty hands?!

By STEAM!

YAY!

A new record! Only took us about 5 hours this year! My first year took us NINE. I'm just glad we were back in the skating rink and not the asphalt like last year. Ouch.


....I am so fucking sore.

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Cramulus


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on October 03, 2010, 03:42:52 PM







here's the story:

I was an NPC at a LARP

I had just eaten a huuuge burrito and then fought in an hour long battle which involved a lot of running
I sat down and chugged a bottle of water, and my stomach revolted
:vom: puked all over the ground, had to sit down and take a break for a while

Cram, they said, We need you to fight in this encounter we're setting up right now.

No can do, I said, I need to not be holding a weapon for a little bit until my stomach settles.

Then they explained the encounter...

the story is that bandits have kidnapped some chicks and are holding them in the woods until this slaver comes by to pick them up. So they had these three chicks tied to trees in the woods, and at some cue, the girls were supposed to start screaming their heads off and the adventurers would rush into the woods to save them.

I was supposed to be one of the kidnappers, but since I was in no condition to fight, I just put on a wig and vest I found lying around NPC camp and proceeded to creep around the woods acting like a creepy old man.

I was hiding in bushes, cackling and rubbing my hands together like some kind of arch-pervert. I spent about 15 minutes peering into the tavern window and licking my lips. Any time somebody spotted me I acted really embarrassed / suddenly self-conscious and ran off.

When the players were later recounting stories of the afternoon's encounter, they'd primarily talk about the half naked chicks tied to trees, but they couldn't help but mention the creepy stalker dude which seemed to have nothing at all to do with the plot.  :lol:

oh my god I laughed my balls off that day

This is awesome!  :lulz:

Also, you totally look like a creepo in that outfit.
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Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on October 05, 2010, 06:45:20 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 03, 2010, 03:42:52 PM







here's the story:

I was an NPC at a LARP

I had just eaten a huuuge burrito and then fought in an hour long battle which involved a lot of running
I sat down and chugged a bottle of water, and my stomach revolted
:vom: puked all over the ground, had to sit down and take a break for a while

Cram, they said, We need you to fight in this encounter we're setting up right now.

No can do, I said, I need to not be holding a weapon for a little bit until my stomach settles.

Then they explained the encounter...

the story is that bandits have kidnapped some chicks and are holding them in the woods until this slaver comes by to pick them up. So they had these three chicks tied to trees in the woods, and at some cue, the girls were supposed to start screaming their heads off and the adventurers would rush into the woods to save them.

I was supposed to be one of the kidnappers, but since I was in no condition to fight, I just put on a wig and vest I found lying around NPC camp and proceeded to creep around the woods acting like a creepy old man.

I was hiding in bushes, cackling and rubbing my hands together like some kind of arch-pervert. I spent about 15 minutes peering into the tavern window and licking my lips. Any time somebody spotted me I acted really embarrassed / suddenly self-conscious and ran off.

When the players were later recounting stories of the afternoon's encounter, they'd primarily talk about the half naked chicks tied to trees, but they couldn't help but mention the creepy stalker dude which seemed to have nothing at all to do with the plot.  :lol:

oh my god I laughed my balls off that day

This is awesome!  :lulz:

Also, you totally look like a creepo in that outfit.
Aladdin's creepy Uncle. Off to "Polish a Lamp" or two.
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Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 29, 2010, 09:01:59 PM
Enki was right, top this one foos!



Dear fellow daughter of Mars, Ill shall slap you later for posting that.


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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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Hey look, I'm almost smiling. 

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Quote from: -Kel- on October 05, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
Quote from: Aries Gurl on September 29, 2010, 09:01:59 PM
Enki was right, top this one foos!



Dear fellow daughter of Mars, Ill shall slap you later for posting that.



That was a guy.
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I .l. have no words. You look amazing. Usually a curly moustache kind of looks just quaint or something, but you manage to ROCK teh FUCK out of it! Great job!!
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.