Spagbook

[PopeTom]

I INTERPRETED THE SCREAMING ROCKER AS A CHALLENGE AND HEADBUTTED MY COMPUTER SCREEN.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE REIMBURSED.

It is your own fault for forgetting that a challenge on the Internet is met by headbutting you keyboard then clicking the send button.

[Eater of Clowns]

I INTERPRETED THE SCREAMING ROCKER AS A CHALLENGE AND HEADBUTTED MY COMPUTER SCREEN.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE REIMBURSED.

It is your own fault for forgetting that a challenge on the Internet is met by headbutting you keyboard then clicking the send button.

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[Don Coyote]

I INTERPRETED THE SCREAMING ROCKER AS A CHALLENGE AND HEADBUTTED MY COMPUTER SCREEN.

I WOULD LIKE TO BE REIMBURSED.

It is your own fault for forgetting that a challenge on the Internet is met by headbutting you keyboard then clicking the send button.

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headbutt not faceroll. l2hedbut nub 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

LMNOgif scared me!
Then I liked it

[Suu]

My sister brought the dog to get a pic with Santa. Lol.

[Richter]

That man is terrified.  He's certain the dog is going to turn on him and eat his balls, then piss on the scenery, shattering the placid mall-santa scene as children wail and paramedics flood in to try to save the mangled bit of manhood the hound has left behind before leaping athirst into a crowd of succulent, minivan driving parents to feast. 
Santa knows this, and the horror is so real to him it may as well have happened to him.  Your sister will leave him a broken man, victim of somethign that never actually happened, and he'll enver know the dog's really a mush.

[Cramulus]

PROTIP: this would feel better if you'd use your hands

[Suu]

That man is terrified.  He's certain the dog is going to turn on him and eat his balls, then piss on the scenery, shattering the placid mall-santa scene as children wail and paramedics flood in to try to save the mangled bit of manhood the hound has left behind before leaping athirst into a crowd of succulent, minivan driving parents to feast. 
Santa knows this, and the horror is so real to him it may as well have happened to him.  Your sister will leave him a broken man, victim of somethign that never actually happened, and he'll enver know the dog's really a mush.

Yeah, in reality the only thing Muggsy will do is lay down and yawn...that's the most exciting part of his day. Though my sister said that everyone got all freaked out when they saw her walk in this 120lb German Shepherd...especially since they all had their punt dogs and kittens with them. He of course, did nothing. I mean, if he hasn't ripped Reeses to shreds yet, then it's obvious no cat alive bothers him, as she is Satan Incarnate.

[Triple Zero]

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Please, don't post the Wikileaks Insurance AES256 key!

[Richter]

PROTIP: this would feel better if you'd use your hands

There are so MANY layers at work in all this!

[Triple Zero]

ALSO CRAM KEEP THE BEARD IT LOOKS AWESOME ESPECIALLY NOW ITS TRIMMED

ALSO YOU LOOK LIKE MOTHERFUCKING APHEX FUCKING TWIN

DUDE

ACRID AVID JAM SHRED!!

WAX THE NIP!!

[Bu🤠ns]

ALSO CRAM KEEP THE BEARD IT LOOKS AWESOME ESPECIALLY NOW ITS TRIMMED

ALSO YOU LOOK LIKE MOTHERFUCKING APHEX FUCKING TWIN

hehehe

'cept cram has better teef iirc.

[Cramulus]

fucker!

[Triple Zero]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

PROTIP: this would feel better if you'd use your hands