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Who pierces an asshole?! NSFW or anywhere else!!!!!!!!!!

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#15
January 23, 2010, 02:53:44 AM
 :horrormirth:  It would be like a balloon filled with strawberry jelly and chili.  :lulz:

Richter

#16
January 23, 2010, 02:54:57 AM
 :lulz:

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#17
January 23, 2010, 02:59:13 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 23, 2010, 03:01:19 AM
Told you fuckers there's worse things than tape worm fetishists.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Elder Iptuous

#19
January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit? 

Cainad (dec.)

#20
January 23, 2010, 03:09:22 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit? 

That's pretty strange. Doesn't jive with my (very limited) knowledge of anatomy.

Captain Utopia

#21
January 23, 2010, 05:14:58 AM
Thanks to this thread I can't get the following look off my face.

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#22
January 23, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit? 

I read up a little on it and apparently they inject it from behind the testicles. I just can't get over why anyone would want to do that.

Jasper

#24
January 23, 2010, 05:50:23 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit?  

I read up a little on it and apparently they inject it from behind the testicles. I just can't get over why anyone would want to do that.

I might, with a stolen dick.

Cain

#25
January 23, 2010, 12:04:52 PM
My immediate thoughts were

a) what sick fuck gets off on Pokemon porn? and,
b) if you kick a guy who injects saline into his nuts hard enough, in his nuts, would they explode like a helium balloon?

P3nT4gR4m

#26
January 23, 2010, 12:18:01 PM
These are the people who need saved. The ones who go that extra mile for no good reason whatsoever. The rest of them are all the fucking same. Come the alien invasion I'll sell the lot of them to an intergalactic burger chain but the sickos and perverts and anyone else who has the ability to make me spittake or WTF - I'm keeping those

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#27
January 23, 2010, 02:14:46 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 23, 2010, 05:50:23 AM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 05:35:57 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 23, 2010, 03:04:53 AM
So, i had previously seen a vid of some guy that had injected his nuts with, presumably, saline, until his sack was the size of a small grapefruit.  then he jerked off, and it all spooged out.   like 3 cups of spooge.  took like two minutes... guys eyes were rolling back in his head.

never really looked into the logistics of that, but if anyone can explain how that works, i'd be curious to know.  exactly where are they injecting this shit?  

I read up a little on it and apparently they inject it from behind the testicles. I just can't get over why anyone would want to do that.

I might, with a stolen dick.

:horrormirth:

phi

#29
January 23, 2010, 10:08:29 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on January 23, 2010, 02:14:09 AM
You think that's bad...

http://www.penispumpers.org/dudes-saline-ball-injections

SERIOUSLY NSFW

The content was clearly indicated by the url... yet we all clicked it anyway. We're the fucked up ones.
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