Rules for Life

[Captain Utopia]

2) Never start having regular sexual relations with anyone who has more problems than you.

It always sucks being the least crazy person in a relationship.

[Dimocritus]

2) Never start having regular sexual relations with anyone who has more problems than you.

Troof! I know from personal experience. It'll only end in tears and frustration!

[maphdet]

I am stealing this. Of course with your username, Cain, as the creator of the piece. (if it's not ok just say the word)

Fantastic work in writing this and thank you for sharing.

[Bu🤠ns]

2) Never start having regular sexual relations with anyone who has more problems than you.

Troof! I know from personal experience. It'll only end in tears and frustration!

Yeah but the catch is that the one's with the problems are usually the freakiest.   

[P3nT4gR4m]

Troof! Sex with a balanced person is, well, balanced

[NotPublished]

I have not met a well balanced person in my life, everyones either psycho or psychotic

[LMNO]

Cain, you deserve much praise for that. 

[Z³]

The last rule reminds me of the rules of life from Teen Wolf

1. Never sleep less than twelve hours a day.
2. Never get involved with a girl who has a tattoo of a dagger
3. Never play cards with anybody who has the name of a city (the Cincinnati Kid, Chicago Jim, etc)

Regarding the last rule, I'd like to point out that there is a famous swindler from Omaha history who was known as 'Canada Bob'. Supposedly he introduced the game of Three Card Monte to Omaha in the late 1800's.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The last rule reminds me of the rules of life from Teen Wolf

1. Never sleep less than twelve hours a day.
2. Never get involved with a girl who has a tattoo of a dagger
3. Never play cards with anybody who has the name of a city (the Cincinnati Kid, Chicago Jim, etc)

Regarding the last rule, I'd like to point out that there is a famous swindler from Omaha history who was known as 'Canada Bob'. Supposedly he introduced the game of Three Card Monte to Omaha in the late 1800's.

Canada Bill Jones?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

2) Never start having regular sexual relations with anyone who has more problems than you.

Fuck that, I'd be celibate.

[Z³]

The last rule reminds me of the rules of life from Teen Wolf

1. Never sleep less than twelve hours a day.
2. Never get involved with a girl who has a tattoo of a dagger
3. Never play cards with anybody who has the name of a city (the Cincinnati Kid, Chicago Jim, etc)

Regarding the last rule, I'd like to point out that there is a famous swindler from Omaha history who was known as 'Canada Bob'. Supposedly he introduced the game of Three Card Monte to Omaha in the late 1800's.

Canada Bill Jones?

Yeah, thats the one. Its been a while since I'd read about him, so I guess I got the name wrong.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Some more rules for life:

1.  No good deed goes unpunished.

2.  If one person fucks you over and another one listens to you scream about it, you should punish the one who tried to help, as it prevents the need for admitting to yourself that you made a mistake trusting the person who fucked you over.

3.  Friend = Sucker

4.  The Scott Adams "What is more likely" rule.  If your boss wants to "restructure" your benefits, is it more likely that he is going to suddenly get generous, or that he is about to chew away at your compensation like a weasel on speed?

5.  Human Resources is NOT your friend.  Period.

[Dimocritus]

2) Never start having regular sexual relations with anyone who has more problems than you.

Troof! I know from personal experience. It'll only end in tears and frustration!

Yeah but the catch is that the one's with the problems are usually the freakiest.   

I disagree. The more hangups someone has, the less likely the chance that they'll put them aside to explore new terrain. Unless you have some one really screwed up, like with a daddy complex or an alcoholic, which in that case, you're a predator. Maybe a satisfied predator, but...

[Bu🤠ns]

2) Never start having regular sexual relations with anyone who has more problems than you.

Troof! I know from personal experience. It'll only end in tears and frustration!

Yeah but the catch is that the one's with the problems are usually the freakiest.   

I disagree. The more hangups someone has, the less likely the chance that they'll put them aside to explore new terrain. Unless you have some one really screwed up, like with a daddy complex or an alcoholic, which in that case, you're a predator. Maybe a satisfied predator, but...

what are you talking about?

[Bu🤠ns]

Some more rules for life:
5.  Human Resources is NOT your friend.  Period.

They're the ones with your permanent record.