BritSpags, Explain your fucked up language

[Jasper]

BTD has a point, the language is so popular because it stands up to rough treatment so well.

[Reginald Ret]

I think the rejoinder "WHAT FUCKNG COLOR ARE YOUR CARROTS?" is the single best thing I've heard today.

Yeah, I choked on my coffee, earlier.

And I don't even get it.

Biologically, carrot roots can be any colour between white, yellow, orange, brown, purple and red. During the Dutch Golden Age in the 17th century, we dominated the global carrot market with cultivated orange carrots as a tribute to the House of Orange.

But it's also pretty funny without the explanation.

I did not know this.
Cool.

[Jasper]

I like purple carrots.  Damn Dutch.

[BluTakDuck]

I honestly don't know why you're getting in such a piss about spelling and grammar, via WWII and cultural differences.

discordianism

Apologies. I forgot that bit.

[Cain]

Everyone knows the Soviet Union really won the war anyway.

[BadBeast]

Bump. And it's "Anarchy" not "Anarchism"!