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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Aufenthatt, January 24, 2010, 03:07:41 PM

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Aufenthatt

January 24, 2010, 03:07:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S5dJB0A3UY&feature=related

Demons steal body, decide to wobble on the floor.

P3nT4gR4m

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January 24, 2010, 03:16:40 PM
If I was a cunning demon, trapped in the body of a fat woman, it's how I'd go about staying off the radar too :ninja:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Hangshai

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January 24, 2010, 04:29:45 PM
Reminds me of the episode of ATHF when meatwad gets pregnant.  I kept waiting for spiders to burst out of her belly
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President Television

#3
January 24, 2010, 07:40:22 PM
Tago and Freddy are the most menacing demon names ever.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Lies

#4
January 25, 2010, 05:56:23 AM
On the subject of bizzare religious rituals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv4HHX84LJE

Indian "godman" tramples babies to "bless" them.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Suu

#5
January 25, 2010, 06:01:52 AM
Quote from: Hangshai on January 24, 2010, 04:29:45 PM
Reminds me of the episode of ATHF when meatwad gets pregnant.  I kept waiting for spiders to burst out of her belly

"Dear Gee Whiz... Please bless thine presence with a 16 inch, thick crust, meat craver's special. With the mild sauce. Amen."
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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