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Corporations are people too.

Started by Jasper, January 25, 2010, 08:02:47 PM

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Cramulus

#15
January 26, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
from facebook:

"If corporations are persons, then would corporate takeovers be considered slavery?"

Bruno

#16
January 26, 2010, 08:02:41 PM
So, AOL proposed to Time Warner, and they were in a poly marriage for a while, but then Time Warner divorced AOL.  :lulz:
Formerly something else...

Triple Zero

#17
January 26, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
I'm gonna send some Valentine's cards to corporations. Who's with me? :lol:
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#18
January 27, 2010, 12:09:13 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 26, 2010, 05:09:10 PM
from facebook:

"If corporations are persons, then would corporate takeovers be considered slavery?"

I say we run with that, owning a corporation, or part of one, should be considered a crime.
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Cain

#19
January 27, 2010, 12:11:26 AM
I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart (whom we all know lurks on the board) read this thread the other day, given his skit with John Oliver about corporate discrimination.

Jasper

#20
January 27, 2010, 01:31:48 AM
Hi Jon.  Hope you like the free jokes.

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#21
January 27, 2010, 06:48:08 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
I'm gonna send some Valentine's cards to corporations. Who's with me? :lol:

I like the idea of Get Well cards too :lulz:
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January 27, 2010, 01:37:40 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 26, 2010, 11:34:14 PM
I'm gonna send some Valentine's cards to corporations. Who's with me? :lol:
I'm in :D
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#23
January 27, 2010, 02:47:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 27, 2010, 12:11:26 AM
I'm pretty sure Jon Stewart (whom we all know lurks on the board) read this thread the other day, given his skit with John Oliver about corporate discrimination.

THAT was epic.
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