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Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!

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January 26, 2010, 06:14:21 AM Last Edit: January 26, 2010, 03:13:04 PM by General Stuart

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January 26, 2010, 03:12:24 PM
OMFG

I love David, Salad Fingers was awesome, as was everything he did.

So, I hereby make this the DEMENTED, TWISTED, GOD AWFUL, DARK SIDE OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR THREAD!

BRING US THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY THE INTERNET CAN MUSTER!

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#3
January 26, 2010, 03:13:39 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 26, 2010, 03:12:24 PM
OMFG

I love David, Salad Fingers was awesome, as was everything he did.

So, I hereby make this the DEMENTED, TWISTED, GOD AWFUL, DARK SIDE OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR THREAD!

BRING US THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY THE INTERNET CAN MUSTER!

I saw Valentine's Day and couldn't resist.  :lulz:

Lies

#4
January 26, 2010, 03:15:41 PM
uh, do you guys celebrate valentines day on a different month?
Cus I thought that shit was in February.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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#5
January 26, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on January 26, 2010, 03:15:41 PM
uh, do you guys celebrate valentines day on a different month?
Cus I thought that shit was in February.

Can't be posting offensive V Day propaganda before the actual day?

Suu

#6
January 26, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
Everyday is offensive holiday day!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

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#7
January 26, 2010, 03:29:52 PM
I don't care. We're starting early, I want a nice collection of twisted rubbish before then.

Suu

#8
January 26, 2010, 03:31:25 PM
That reminds me. I plan on sending out Valentine's this year. I have no idea what KIND of Valentines yet, chances are they will be store bought..and that means there will be only 32 of them.  :evil:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#11
January 26, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#12
January 26, 2010, 04:38:13 PM
really??

they work on my end.  :?  your tubes have a kink in the line somewhere, maybe

Jenne

#13
January 26, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
Post-Modern Barney's 404ing on my end too.

:mittens: to GS for this fread, though.  I'm flipping off VD-Day this year.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 PM
 :? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg
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