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Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« on: January 26, 2010, 06:14:21 am »
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 02:46:37 pm »

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 03:12:24 pm »
OMFG

I love David, Salad Fingers was awesome, as was everything he did.

So, I hereby make this the DEMENTED, TWISTED, GOD AWFUL, DARK SIDE OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR THREAD!

BRING US THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY THE INTERNET CAN MUSTER!

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 03:13:39 pm »
OMFG

I love David, Salad Fingers was awesome, as was everything he did.

So, I hereby make this the DEMENTED, TWISTED, GOD AWFUL, DARK SIDE OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR THREAD!

BRING US THE WORST VALENTINE'S DAY THE INTERNET CAN MUSTER!

I saw Valentine's Day and couldn't resist.  :lulz:

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 03:15:41 pm »
uh, do you guys celebrate valentines day on a different month?
Cus I thought that shit was in February.
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 03:19:40 pm »
uh, do you guys celebrate valentines day on a different month?
Cus I thought that shit was in February.

Can't be posting offensive V Day propaganda before the actual day?

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 03:29:42 pm »
Everyday is offensive holiday day!
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 03:29:52 pm »
I don't care. We're starting early, I want a nice collection of twisted rubbish before then.

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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 03:31:25 pm »
That reminds me. I plan on sending out Valentine's this year. I have no idea what KIND of Valentines yet, chances are they will be store bought..and that means there will be only 32 of them.  :evil:
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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2010, 04:33:40 pm »
Everyday is offensive holiday day!

Indeed!

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2010, 04:38:13 pm »
really??

they work on my end.  :?  your tubes have a kink in the line somewhere, maybe

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2010, 04:40:37 pm »
Post-Modern Barney's 404ing on my end too.

:mittens: to GS for this fread, though.  I'm flipping off VD-Day this year.

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Re: Happy Valentine's Day From The Internet! DO YOUR WORST!
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2010, 04:44:10 pm »
 :? crazy  :?

they're not that great anyway

here's this one though-- http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f45/Squidoid667/batkissvalentine.jpg