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Started by Lord Quantum, January 27, 2010, 03:40:23 AM

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January 27, 2010, 03:40:23 AM Last Edit: February 04, 2010, 11:34:35 PM by Lord Quantum
So yeah, a friend and I are going to start a cabal and I was wondering if anyone else here is also in Atlanta.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#1
February 04, 2010, 02:47:23 PM
Start what?

hooplala

#2
February 04, 2010, 02:52:06 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on February 04, 2010, 02:47:23 PM
Start what?


Atlanta, obviously.

Yeah, get it started soon, I want to check out those 1996 Olympics!  I hear OJ Simpson bombs a building...
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Lord Quantum

#3
February 04, 2010, 11:46:10 PM
We're planning on starting a cabal. Or a Calvinball team. Or a band. Or an interfaith committee with a local Satanist priest we ran into at school. Whatever we get around to first.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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Jasper

#4
February 05, 2010, 01:41:36 AM
You mean like a posse?

Eater of Clowns

#5
February 05, 2010, 01:44:07 AM
Or a gang?
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Lord Quantum

#6
February 05, 2010, 03:00:20 AM
I'm not sure if you can have posses this far east. I'd always be wonderin' where the sheriff is. As for the gang thing, meh. We've got too many of those in this area. Including the epic thugs who "rep" bus numbers.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

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Jasper

#7
February 05, 2010, 03:09:59 AM
Not that I'm near Atlanta or have any Atlantean contacts, but I am wondering what constitutes a cabal.

I mean it's really not a secret society or anything, and that's almost never the point.

Lord Quantum

#8
February 05, 2010, 03:55:58 AM
I just like using the word cabal. Also, a cabal is a group of people united in a common purpose. I was just planning on using it in that sense.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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Jasper

#9
February 05, 2010, 04:10:19 AM
Quote from: Lord Quantum on February 05, 2010, 03:55:58 AM
I just like using the word cabal. Also, a cabal is a group of people united in a common purpose. I was just planning on using it in that sense.

It has conspiratorial/clandestine connotations, check any book of word definitions.   That's why it was chosen instead of other group types.

Lord Quantum

#10
February 05, 2010, 04:25:48 AM
Is there any particular reason you're pretending to be a dictionary?
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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Jasper

#11
February 05, 2010, 04:27:56 AM
Mostly boredom.  I'm working on a thread that might be interesting to some folks, but in the interim I'm entertaining myself by being senselessly pedantic.

Sigma,
Hey, points for self-awareness at least?

Lord Quantum

#12
February 05, 2010, 04:47:35 AM
Ah, I see. Myself, I'm working on a re-write of the Principia in Q&A style. What's your post about?

Q,
Indeed.
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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Jasper

#13
February 05, 2010, 04:51:16 AM
PD dialogues?  Could be kinda bad or very good, depending on the originality of the answers.  Interesting though.


I'm just working on a design contest thing.  OP posits a certain situation, we design stuff for it.

Lord Quantum

#14
February 05, 2010, 05:08:30 AM
I hope it'll be good but I'm not trying to be funny or anything like that. The idea is to imagine what it would look like if Discordianism was a "serious" religion. What's OP?
Quote from: Cain on March 28, 2010, 09:44:45 PM
Fuck it.  I'm going to get ordained as a Catholic priest and start robbing banks and mugging people.  I mean, apparently, you can be excused any crime if you're in with the Big V.

Quote from: Requia ☣ on September 28, 2008, 02:09:45 AM

Lets try it on an even simpler level:

1) There is a minimum energy/mass things can have, everything can be measured in a multiple of this minimum.

2) Objects at this size, or close to it, don't have an exact position or velocity, so they look like waves in most experiments.

3) If you try to measure the location, they act more like particles, just to fuck with you, but the velocity gets more uncertain, also just to fuck with you.

Conclusion: God hates physicists.

GASMs - PosterGASM (Calvinball edition), AbbyGASM

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