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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 03, 2010, 03:21:24 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
February 03, 2010, 07:04:52 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on February 03, 2010, 07:02:54 PM
I went there in my early teen years, being a stupid and naive piece of llama spit I tried to fit in. I try to block it out like a festering pustule that even morphine can't put aside.

We have stronger things than Morphine, Nivek.

I am, after all, a Doktor (I sent my $30).
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#16
February 03, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
Hehe, Ivan is a Doktor, too but we all remember his story.  :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 03, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on February 03, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
Hehe, Ivan is a Doktor, too but we all remember his story.  :lulz:

He got caught.  Bad, bad monkey.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#18
February 03, 2010, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on February 03, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
Hehe, Ivan is a Doktor, too but we all remember his story.  :lulz:

He got caught.  Bad, bad monkey.

I suppose that's what happens when you get reckless and act like a total monkey.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
February 03, 2010, 07:15:34 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on February 03, 2010, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 07:07:56 PM
Quote from: NiveKRayne on February 03, 2010, 07:07:10 PM
Hehe, Ivan is a Doktor, too but we all remember his story.  :lulz:

He got caught.  Bad, bad monkey.

I suppose that's what happens when you get reckless and act like a total monkey.



You know WHY that happened, right?





...





...




Wait for it...


...




PILLS HERE!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

.

#20
February 03, 2010, 07:29:22 PM
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East Coast Hustle

#21
February 04, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 06:35:52 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 03, 2010, 06:29:04 PM
I recomend, from my experiences preaching and repeling the heathen, sharp knives, stout sticks, maglites with more than three batteries, and a caustic wit.

and gloves.

Can't let some of the fuckers bleed on you.  Not after where you'll be putting them.

I thought of that, so I had my ass lined with Kynar.  Even their huge fucking ear rings are no longer intimidating.

Jesus, don't eat anything spicy.

ECH,
knows what happens when kynar degrades
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
February 04, 2010, 02:21:57 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on February 04, 2010, 01:31:46 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 03, 2010, 06:35:52 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 03, 2010, 06:29:04 PM
I recomend, from my experiences preaching and repeling the heathen, sharp knives, stout sticks, maglites with more than three batteries, and a caustic wit.

and gloves.

Can't let some of the fuckers bleed on you.  Not after where you'll be putting them.

I thought of that, so I had my ass lined with Kynar.  Even their huge fucking ear rings are no longer intimidating.

Jesus, don't eat anything spicy.

ECH,
knows what happens when kynar degrades

My ass is a future superfund site.  D/N/T.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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