ATTN SUU

[Dysnomia]

http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/42707/4-must-know-restaurants-secrets/


Read number two.  WTF?

[Eater of Clowns]

Seems to be hilariously equating fast food eateries with restaurants.

[hooplala]

restaurant |ˈrest(ə)rənt; ˈrestəˌränt; ˈresˌtränt|
noun

a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Look, fast food places are restaurants.  Not the best restaurants most of the time, granted, but still restaurants.  And you may not like them, and that is fine, but get a grip on reality.

[Dysnomia]

I just KNEW Suu was just out to steal my money, and make me so fat that I need lipo!

[Eater of Clowns]

restaurant |ˈrest(ə)rənt; ˈrestəˌränt; ˈresˌtränt|
noun

a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Look, fast food places are restaurants.  Not the best restaurants most of the time, granted, but still restaurants.  And you may not like them, and that is fine, but get a grip on reality.

Hey, thanks for the tip, can you define reality for me while you're at it so I can have an easier time?

I'm unfamiliar with dictionaries, so I'm not sure if they do phrases such as, you know, "needlessly hostile."

[LMNO]

Reality: The place surrounding your head, other than your ass.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Reality: The place surrounding your head, other than your ass.

[hooplala]

restaurant |ˈrest(ə)rənt; ˈrestəˌränt; ˈresˌtränt|
noun

a place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Look, fast food places are restaurants.  Not the best restaurants most of the time, granted, but still restaurants.  And you may not like them, and that is fine, but get a grip on reality.

Hey, thanks for the tip, can you define reality for me while you're at it so I can have an easier time?

I'm unfamiliar with dictionaries, so I'm not sure if they do phrases such as, you know, "needlessly hostile."

They probably don't, they tend to define single words most of the time, though I'm sure you could find both words separately if you looked.

And I apologize if my post sounded bitchier than I intended it to, tone is hard to define over interwebs, but I am growing increasingly tired of fatty foods becoming the new cigarette.  And its the little things like your post, attempting to redefine words that don't fit your approved system, that really irk me.  It wasn't meant to be a personal attack.

Unhealthy food is an easy target that almost nobody stands up for, probably with good reason.  But I am just stupid enough and contrarian enough to stand up for it, even if I agree with you.  Which I mostly do.  Though, watch out, the next thing you know people will be telling you that coffee and cigarettes are not a balanced meal, when we all sure as shit know they are.

[Eater of Clowns]

I probably worded it incorrectly.

Seems to be hilariously equating fast food eateries with restaurants.

Because while all fast food might = restaurants, not all restaurants = fast food, so the article he was writing doesn't apply to a sizable portion of that which it claims to.

I apologize for my part as well.  On a better day I probably would have taken that more in stride.

[Cain]

Oh wtf, waiters want to make money?

I thought they did it, you know, out of generosity and well-meaning concern for the patron's food experience.

[Dysnomia]

ALL YOU FOODSERVICE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO MAKE THE REST OF US FAT, AND SEND US TO HAVE TO GET LIPO!


IT'S ONE BIG CONSPIRACY! 

[Eater of Clowns]

ALL YOU FOODSERVICE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO MAKE THE REST OF US FAT, AND SEND US TO HAVE TO GET LIPO!


IT'S ONE BIG CONSPIRACY! 

That's not even the worst of it, you know what's really in a Bic Mac?




Mind control lasers.

[Bruno]

Why SUU, WHY!?!?

Why do you want to put fat in my wallet?

[Dysnomia]

ALL YOU FOODSERVICE PEOPLE JUST WANT TO MAKE THE REST OF US FAT, AND SEND US TO HAVE TO GET LIPO!


IT'S ONE BIG CONSPIRACY! 

That's not even the worst of it, you know what's really in a Bic Mac?




Mind control lasers.

Fuck animal rights.  This is the REAL reason why I'm vegetarian.



ITSATRAP

[Iason Ouabache]

I didn't have a problem with #2 until the very last sentence. Yes, servers are typically trained to upsell things like appetizers, daily specials, and dessert. That is their fucking job. Equating that to them wanting you to be fat is just plain stupid.