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Started by tyrannosaurus vex, February 01, 2010, 10:10:06 PM

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tyrannosaurus vex

February 01, 2010, 10:10:06 PM
for me to show my face around here?

.... also, hi pdcom what's cookin?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 01, 2010, 10:12:11 PM
Why wouldn't it be safe?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#2
February 01, 2010, 10:13:05 PM
Because *BOOM HEADSHOT* presumably.

Hi vex, its been a while, how're things?

tyrannosaurus vex

#3
February 01, 2010, 10:14:07 PM Last Edit: February 01, 2010, 10:15:58 PM by vexati0n
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving... anyway how's stuff?

re: "how're things?"
not terrible. more average than anything else. no enormous news... except that i have learned life is more boring and meaningless without a few nutjobs like you people to share it with.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Triple Zero

#4
February 01, 2010, 10:18:55 PM
> i have learned life is more boring and meaningless without a few nutjobs like you people to share it with.

nobody ever really leaves.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
February 01, 2010, 10:19:33 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 01, 2010, 10:14:07 PM
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving...

Like nobody's ever done THAT before.

TGRR,
Has done that before.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#6
February 01, 2010, 10:26:40 PM
I tried to come back with a great big groundbreaking rant in Or Kill Me, but it turns out I'm all out of hate juice and I'm running on fumes. Too bad we have the perfect President and the Dems are doing such a bang-up job of turning the planet into a Discordian paradise, otherwise I'd at least be able to complain about politics.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#7
February 01, 2010, 10:30:36 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 01, 2010, 10:26:40 PM
I tried to come back with a great big groundbreaking rant in Or Kill Me, but it turns out I'm all out of hate juice and I'm running on fumes.

That can be fixed.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#8
February 01, 2010, 10:34:04 PM
Nowhere is safe.  All we do is say it up front.  Welcome back.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

#9
February 01, 2010, 10:38:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 01, 2010, 10:19:33 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on February 01, 2010, 10:14:07 PM
well I don't know where your fingers have been while I've been gone. plus I made an ass of myself upon leaving...

Like nobody's ever done THAT before.

TGRR,
Has done that before.

Heh.  I was just in the throes of a dramatic flounce.  Now I see all too well I'd just come back after a while.  Again. 

:lol:

Fuck, I guess I'm trapped. 

Hey vex.  Welcome back.

the last yatto

#10
February 01, 2010, 11:15:34 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Remington

#11
February 01, 2010, 11:37:56 PM
My 82 year-old grandmother can attest to the fact that it's NOT safe.
Is it plugged in?

Telarus

#12
February 01, 2010, 11:55:47 PM
Run! While you STILL HAVE LEGS!
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#13
February 02, 2010, 12:05:23 AM
Quote from: Remington on February 01, 2010, 11:37:56 PM
My 82 year-old grandmother can attest to the fact that it's NOT safe.

Poor granny.  She never had a chance.  :x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#14
February 02, 2010, 12:16:55 AM
All said, granny never deserved to go down like that.  After all she'd done, all she'd been through, she deserved to see it coming and have a chance to smirk before it scattered her across the sidewalk.

God DAMN the stunts she'd pull.  Always passed if off like nothing too. 

"That's how we used to fight the rats during the war", or "Easier than riverting a pazner to a stratofortress!"  was all she'd say.  Understated, casual, and horrifically capable.  Calling someone like Granny a great man or an amazing woman would jsut be a slight to the other sex, she was humanity exemplifying why you NEVER push a biped to those extremes.

It wasn't so much that she was asking for it, even when she disabled that semi's radiator with her walker. (I'll never know HOW whe managed that.)  It wasn't that kicking that policeman in the ball's wasn't unwarranted, though a bit extreme.  (He had a BAD concept of who he could sass.)

I don't even want to talk about it, or think too hard about what happened next.  Suffice it to say she went down Granny to the full, and if she was here she'd cackle about it and take another slug of battery acid whisky. 

Curse me for a fool, but I'll be eternally secure in being a man if I knew I could be even a half of our Granny.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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