Ooky Mouth

[Captain Utopia]

I was a polite kid who got away with a lot of shit because I could keep a straight face and avoided suspicion.  Ever want to kick a chair across a room?  Turns out that it's a lot easier to get away with if you've played up a reputation for clumsiness, and you know how to take a dramatic tumble or land on your back without bruising.  I feel a little guilty about all the chemistry equipment I destroyed though.  Just because you can, doesn't mean that you should - a lesson I learned a lot later.

Come to think of it though, most of my mischief was opportunistic rather than pre-meditated.  I was already programming by the time I started high-school and spent all my spare time writing games or playing with algorithms.. considering that it bores the shit out of me now, my teen-geek-obsession probably helped me from getting into the more organised forms of mischief which subsequently started to appeal.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

the name of this thread makes me want to vomit

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the name of this thread makes me want to vomit

It makes me think of this pic:

[Nast]

the name of this thread makes me want to vomit

It makes me think of this pic:

It reminds me of candida infections.

[AFK]

the name of this thread makes me want to vomit

It makes me think of this pic:

It reminds me of canada infections, eh.

fixed

[Suu]

the name of this thread makes me want to vomit

It makes me think of this pic:

It reminds me of canada infections, eh.

fixed

You can catch Canadian Ooky Mouth by drinking Tim Horton's, I hear.

[-Kel-]

i shouldn't of opened this thread.....

spraying down the school with the fire exstinguers

covering a teachers classroom in rainbow colored yarn, cobweb style.

turned all the desks upside down, great group effort of the student body.

the school caught on and decided we needed to be appeased so.....for a small donation the senior class got to destroy a car in the school parking lot.

hmmmm what else

running down the halls covered in fake blood

putting furniture up on the roof.

waltzing in the hallways, instead of walking to class.

ill try to remember more.

[Muir]

I was an absolute angel in primary and high school.   But my first (and last) year of Uni... I lived in the dorms and my floors "den mother" was scared of spiders. So on Halloween night, after the floor had quieted down and most people were in bed, I took those stretchy fake spider webs and completely covered her door in them - with the fake spiders, of course.  The next morning everyone was woken by the loudest shrillest scream I've ever heard!   She never did figure out who did it.  Then there was this girl who loved Barney the dinosaur. x_x So I took a small Barney plush doll, put a hangman's noose around his neck and taped it to her door with a sign attached to him that read "Baby Bop is next." :P

[East Coast Hustle]

Somebody gave LSD to my 10th grade history teacher.

dude, did you go to High School in the Seattle area?

because I totally dosed my history teacher's coffee once, with ALOT of acid.

[Suu]

I never did anything bad in school really after I broke Carlos' jaw. I just existed, which evidently made a lot of people nervous.

[Doktor Howl]

I never did anything bad in school really after I broke Carlos' jaw. I just existed, which evidently made a lot of people nervous.

Is that the silly bastard that walked off a bridge?

[Dimocritus]

Somebody gave LSD to my 10th grade history teacher.

dude, did you go to High School in the Seattle area?

because I totally dosed my history teacher's coffee once, with ALOT of acid.

I'm curious to know how that worked out.

[Suu]

I never did anything bad in school really after I broke Carlos' jaw. I just existed, which evidently made a lot of people nervous.

Is that the silly bastard that walked off a bridge?

Yep.