I would like to take this time to remind everyone...

[LMNO]

Yup.  I want to shove my face in that.

[Eater of Clowns]

 

[0]

I just wanna lap it all up, all sloppy-like.

[LMNO]

Lucky you.

[Suu]

You know, I really want to laugh but...it hurts so...fuck you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That my period is horrendous this month. And if you all don't stop your shitting on each other, I will post pics.

That is all.

Sorry, Suu. I will try, again, to tone it down, and failing that I'll just bail for a while.

[Suu]

[Jenne]

Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

[Suu]

Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

[Jenne]

Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

That sucks, all the way around.    And yeah, call her fucking bluff.  Exercise is bad for you before bed--didn't anyone tell her that?

[Muir]

Do muscle relaxants help you at all, Suu?  Wish I could send you some of mine.

They just make me fall asleep. And that's not good considering I have to go to work tonight and the bitchass former Hooter's server I work with just whined and told me she couldn't close because she has yoga tonight.

WHO THE FUCK GOES TO YOGA AT 9PM?! If she seriously doesn't leave by 8:45 I'm calling her bluff and taking off. My manager hates her anyway, the only reason why she's still there is because the owner thinks she's hot, despite the fact that we keep getting complaints about her.

Are there even gyms open that late at night? o_o  All the ones here close by 7pm.

[Cain]

America is an advanced culture, which realizes the usefulness of late closing hours.

Fucking UK 

[Iason Ouabache]

America is an advanced culture, which realizes the usefulness of late closing hours.

Fucking UK 

We are even more advanced than that. We have gyms/tanning salons/laundry mats that are open 24/7. Just in case you want to work out, turn yourself orange and wash your clothes at 3 AM on a Sunday.

[Cain]

Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.

[Eater of Clowns]

Well, who wouldn't?

Srsly though, when my insomniac tendencies are really bad, its very annoying that I cannot at least do something useful, like my shopping, while I'm awake.

24 hour supermarkets are among the greatest places in the world.  You see the strangest people shopping at 1 in the morning and there's a pervasive feeling of loneliness haunting you throughout the store.  At the same time you feel paradoxically more connected with the weirdos who are out there with you.  Everyone seems to feel the need to have some excuse to be there at that hour instead of a regular one, as though they were caught shopping in the adult section of the video store.

If one was around my area I would do all my shopping when I got off work at 11pm.