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WTF? Gary Coleman died?

Started by Doktor Howl, June 01, 2010, 04:20:55 AM

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Doktor Howl

June 01, 2010, 04:20:55 AM
Why didn't anyone tell me?   :cry:
Molon Lube

Freeky

#1
June 01, 2010, 04:30:51 AM
I think it happened two days ago. :sad:

Lies

#2
June 01, 2010, 04:55:15 AM
It's been mentioned several times around the forum already... the jokes are already out.





Quote from: Sigmatic on May 29, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Gary Coleman died?

I guess...

*dons shades*

He had a different stroke.
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-Kel-

#3
June 01, 2010, 05:50:33 AM
dennis hopper also passed away. 

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#4
June 01, 2010, 08:03:56 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on June 01, 2010, 05:50:33 AM
dennis hopper also passed away. 

This!

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BadBeast

#5
June 04, 2010, 03:03:25 AM
Did Coleman ever find out what it was that Willis was talking about?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Zyzyx

#6
June 04, 2010, 03:05:38 AM
No and he never will.

Doktor Howl

#7
June 04, 2010, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:03:25 AM
Did Coleman ever find out what it was that Willis was talking about?

Yes.  And the knowledge KILLED HIM.
Molon Lube

LMNO

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June 04, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 04, 2010, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:03:25 AM
Did Coleman ever find out what it was that Willis was talking about?

Yes.  And the knowledge KILLED HIM.

Someone needs to write about this in the style of Richter's Sesame Street pieces.

BadBeast

#9
June 04, 2010, 02:01:51 PM
But who could manage that kind of singular style, without seeming to be too derivative?
Maybe,. . . erm, . . maybe Richter could have a crack at it, that might work. Or perhaps Dok. (if he isn't too racked with grief) He's surely more than capable enough, as a writer to
carry this off in a compassionate, yet lulzy way. Such a tragic loss of staggering talent should not just slip us by, un-remarked upon. After all, a wise man once wrote, or sang, or something,  "The World don't beat, to the beat of just one drum!" Maybe a collaboration, between those among us, who particularly feel the loss of this pint sized behemoth of understated talent, and unrecognised greatness.
Can't be me though, I couldn't abide the man myself. *Shudders*.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Doktor Howl

#10
June 04, 2010, 03:05:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on June 04, 2010, 01:34:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 04, 2010, 03:06:16 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 04, 2010, 03:03:25 AM
Did Coleman ever find out what it was that Willis was talking about?

Yes.  And the knowledge KILLED HIM.

Someone needs to write about this in the style of Richter's Sesame Street pieces.

This is a job for Richter.
Molon Lube
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