I am in a bad way

[Suu]

Yeah, I have to confess I have yet to have that whole Dunkin's coffee experience.  I've had the Horton's, but not Dunkin's.  Bought a bag of the coffee from the grocery store, it was a'ight, nothing to write home about or nothin'.

TIMMY HOHO'S IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.

They replaced Bess Eaton with that Canadian piss. Ugh.

I only drink coffee because of Dunkin', and I didn't start drinking it until late 2003, after the first full year I lived in RI. And if I get coffee in a bakery or something, it has to be Dunkin' or Green Mountain. Other than that, ew.

I have a 2d for that Timmy HoHo's, fo sho.  It's like McDonalds out here.  Only when I'm desperada.

Okay, now, McDonald's iced coffee is brilliant.

Fo' realz?

Seriously. It's like magic. It's Odin coffee!

[Dimocritus]

And, for the record, Suu, it's a good thing you were working, because if you guys had accepted my invitation, GS, Richter and yourself would be sharing this terrible experience with me.

Now, I go wank.

[Suu]

And, for the record, Suu, it's a good thing you were working, because if you guys had accepted my invitation, GS, Richter and yourself would be sharing this terrible experience with me.

Now, I go wank.

Well, it was me last time. And we even polished off the night with fucking PBR. At least you had Long Trail and didn't have to pay for it...

[Triple Zero]

What's a triple bag, btw?

[Dimocritus]

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[Triple Zero]

How was your wank?

[Dimocritus]

How was your wank?

I think that's the first time anyone has asked me that...

Haven't yet, procrastinating. Should I get into specifics?

[Jenne]

[Dysnomia]

I'm also voting for wank.   

Plus, vitamin B, and LOTS OF WATER all day long.  No pain meds or anything like that for 24hrs because it can fuck up your liver.  Rest, absorbent food (liek carbs), ginger tea perhaps, ginger ale (proper ginger ale made with GINGER, not that sugary shit), or peppermint tea. 

[Eater of Clowns]

If you take your coffee at Dunkin' anything other than regular, light, extra extra, etc you need to be creative with the terminology so they can get it right.  If you say "one sugar" some places use a heaping spoonful and others use a level one.  I've decided a universal direction is "one sugar and just a splash of cream."  They might question the "splash of cream" but they always get it right - just let the cream hit the coffee and it's done.

Also, McDonald's coffee is actually better than Dunkin' these days.  It's Newman's Own, which is a decent bean.  Problem is that your average McDonald's worker has no fucking idea how to make it, so if you ask for it any way at all, you'll get it loaded down with cream and sugar.

Suu, I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one amazed and excited by the existence of Triple Bag.  Dimo, thanks for the warning and the information.

[Dysnomia]

Also, sending me more shirtless pics of yourself is an excellent hangover cure.   

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Fuck long trail. Fuck triple bag. Fuck this headache that won't go away because my stomach can't hold its contents long enough to digest pain-killers.

Please to share the remedies for the hang of the over type.

1: Lots of water
2: Some gatorade
3: Make yourself sweat
4: Eat if you can
5: Tylenol (optional)

[Dimocritus]

Thanks, guys. I'm begining to feel a bit better, but I think I should take a nap, I'm still a little spinny.

The wank was a good practice run. Now I'm ready for the real thing 

Also, sending me more shirtless pics of yourself is an excellent hangover cure.   

We're friends on FB. There's no shortage of pics there. Happy fapping!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Oh yeah, wanking is always a good idea. Surprised I forgot to suggest that.

[Dimocritus]

Ugh. Now the truly terrible part of any hangover: remembering what hapened last night. I kind of don't want to know. I found my hat and jacket by the door, my socks in the middle of the living room and my shirt on the dining room floor. It seems, however, I waited to get to my bedroom before I removed my pance. I cannot imagine why I would partially undress in multiple rooms, and I do not remember doing it. Also, I have a faint memory of me and my bass player running around in circles at the end of my street in the middle of the night. WTF.