In Memoriam: TGRR 2002-2010

[Bu🤠ns]

There's a difference between a furry and sum muff.

[Triple Zero]

You mean the quants? They aren't mad -- they are just failures.

insanely rich failures, though.

[Muir]

Evil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.

I think furries are cute.

Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)

Douche bag's however, are not cute.

I've been told I'm cute, but I'm not sure whether to believe them or not. :P  Furries are just like anyone else (4channers, anime geeks, star trekkies, etc) - weird, abnormal, insane lovers of chaos.  Some are pretty cool people, some are complete morons and some are utter douche-bags.  And some you just want to hit upside the head with a two by four. :P  I tend to ignore the douche-bags and troll the shit out of the morons and weirdos myself. 

[NotPublished]

Usually douche bags are hot - but their douches so they're not.

Ok shallow much.

Just K.I.S.S and Troll everyone.

[Reginald Ret]

Also have to try out the new bowl disruptor as well. Or we can just test that on John when he comes over next.

I believe we have elected John for that honor.

Hehehe, We'll tarp the bathroom for this one. "Hey, John! Come into the bathroom." "Why do you have plastic down?" "Mwahaha!"

I was just gonna zap him in the driveway.

But we have to document our progress.

Flash cam.

Fair enough. Now I'm off to flog Von Melee and make him clean my boots.

NICE.

Added advantage to the flash cam:  Theoretically, while viewing our progress, we might shit ourselves, too, because the light pattern will be captured.

Which leads us to the obvious conclusion:  Youtube.  Titled something about Taylor Swift.

Perfect!

Also, for Von Melee...google "scotal leash".

might it be possible to use the bowel disruptor as the flasher?

[East Coast Hustle]

Evil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.

I think furries are cute.

Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)

Douche bag's however, are not cute.

I've been told I'm cute, but I'm not sure whether to believe them or not. :P  Furries are just like anyone else (4channers, anime geeks, star trekkies, etc) - weird, abnormal, insane lovers of chaos.  Some are pretty cool people, some are complete morons and some are utter douche-bags.  And some you just want to hit upside the head with a two by four. :P  I tend to ignore the douche-bags and troll the shit out of the morons and weirdos myself. 

PROTIP: when trying to legitimize a subculture by saying they're "just like anyone else", your list of "anyone else" should not include 4channers, anime geeks, or trekkies, all of whom are laboring and failing to be considered human.

[Doktor Howl]

Evil Roomie's Ex boyfriend, who happens to be a furry and a complete douche bag.

I think furries are cute.

Don't know why everyone on the interbuts are always so down on them. I mean, cmon, some of you people sport far more bizarre kinks than that. Soft target perhaps? (pun intended)

Douche bag's however, are not cute.

I've been told I'm cute, but I'm not sure whether to believe them or not. :P  Furries are just like anyone else (4channers, anime geeks, star trekkies, etc) - weird, abnormal, insane lovers of chaos.  Some are pretty cool people, some are complete morons and some are utter douche-bags.  And some you just want to hit upside the head with a two by four. :P  I tend to ignore the douche-bags and troll the shit out of the morons and weirdos myself. 

PROTIP: when trying to legitimize a subculture by saying they're "just like anyone else", your list of "anyone else" should not include 4channers, anime geeks, or trekkies, all of whom are laboring and failing to be considered human.

After hanging out with branding freaks and tapeworm fetishists, furries don't seem so bad.  Just a little silly.

[Doktor Howl]

I've been doing some reading online.

It is impossible to use the optical stunner to make someone shit themselves, unless they are pretty much straining to hold it in to begin with.

Which, of course, means we are limited to nailing people on the way out of an IHOP, and only when they have the all you can eat pancake thingie going.

So I guess it's a wash.  I'm still building it, though, because I want to see John the Bastard flop around.

[Freeky]

Liek a fish, Doktor?

[Doktor Howl]

Liek a fish, Doktor?

Like an epileptic on Mexican speedballs.

[Freeky]

Oh.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh.

Who's afraid of Doktor Howl?  Fucking nobody.

[Freeky]

Only nobody if they think you're not dangerous.

[Doktor Howl]

Only nobody if they think you're not dangerous.

Cartoon mad scientists aren't dangerous.

[Freeky]

....says a cartoon mad scientist.