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Science, Kai...Pure Science, and be Damned to He Who Says "Enough".

Started by Doktor Howl, February 08, 2010, 04:24:37 PM

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The Wizard

I've only shown any talent for the social sciences.

Dr. James Semaj
Mad Sociologist
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 08, 2010, 09:01:39 PM
I've only shown any talent for the social sciences.

Dr. James Semaj
Mad Sociologist

That can also be used for insane ends.  Mad science is multi-disciplinary.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 08, 2010, 09:09:14 PM
Aye. Time to manipulate social structure for my own gains.

Everyone does that.

Manipulate it for maximum laughs.  Evil laughs.  Booming, maniacal laughs.

Molon Lube

The Wizard

Humor is pretty much my number one gain. But I get your point.
Insanity we trust.

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Rumckle

Quote from: Richter on February 08, 2010, 05:58:09 PM
Echodomina - "FOOLS! I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!", "IT LIVES!", "THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!", or other megalomanical statements.

I yell that when making pizza dough.

Rumckle,
Mad Cook
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Reginald Ret

I found toys!
(this may seem familiar to some of you more experienced scientists)


thermite:
3 parts of aluminium plus 10 parts of magnetite(iron oxide), powdered.
light with magnesium ribbon(or powder).

PS: the parts are in weight. 3 gram alu for 10 parts rust.


Chloral hydrate:

QuoteIn the above doses(0.3 gram to 1.3 gram(or 5-20 grains)) the drug is a powerful and safe hypnotic, acting directly on the brain, and producing no preliminary stage of excitement. Very soon - perhaps twenty minutes - after taking such a dose, the patient falls into a sleep which lasts several hours, and is not distinguishable from natural sleep. When he wakes, it is without disagreeable after-symptoms, but with a feeling of natural refreshment.

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Regret on February 09, 2010, 02:54:16 AM
I found toys!
(this may seem familiar to some of you more experienced scientists)


thermite:
3 parts of aluminium plus 10 parts of magnetite(iron oxide), powdered.
light with magnesium ribbon(or powder).

PS: the parts are in weight. 3 gram alu for 10 parts rust.


Chloral hydrate:

QuoteIn the above doses(0.3 gram to 1.3 gram(or 5-20 grains)) the drug is a powerful and safe hypnotic, acting directly on the brain, and producing no preliminary stage of excitement. Very soon - perhaps twenty minutes - after taking such a dose, the patient falls into a sleep which lasts several hours, and is not distinguishable from natural sleep. When he wakes, it is without disagreeable after-symptoms, but with a feeling of natural refreshment.



Yeah, and you should talk about them really loudly.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Regret on February 09, 2010, 02:54:16 AM
I found toys!
(this may seem familiar to some of you more experienced scientists)


thermite:
3 parts of aluminium plus 10 parts of magnetite(iron oxide), powdered.
light with magnesium ribbon(or powder).

PS: the parts are in weight. 3 gram alu for 10 parts rust.


Chloral hydrate:

QuoteIn the above doses(0.3 gram to 1.3 gram(or 5-20 grains)) the drug is a powerful and safe hypnotic, acting directly on the brain, and producing no preliminary stage of excitement. Very soon - perhaps twenty minutes - after taking such a dose, the patient falls into a sleep which lasts several hours, and is not distinguishable from natural sleep. When he wakes, it is without disagreeable after-symptoms, but with a feeling of natural refreshment.



QuoteIn cases of acute poisoning by chloral hydrate, the symptoms may be summarized as those of profound coma. The treatment is to give a stimulant emetic such as mustard; to keep up the temperature by hot bottles, &c.; to prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,

Reginald Ret

coffee in the rectum? i missed that! awesome!
but that only happens if you OD.

@ doc howl:
these are just toys, doc.
just toys.
only for playing and getting rid of rodents.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 03:02:09 AM
Quoteto prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,

I need to hit the medical supply store down by UMC.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 09, 2010, 03:13:41 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 09, 2010, 03:02:09 AM
Quoteto prevent or disturb the patient's morbid sleep by the injection of hot strong coffee into the rectum,

I need to hit the medical supply store down by UMC.

Thought you'd like that.

Bu🤠ns

Allow me to be one to

COCK!
http://www.shomer-tec.com/department/special-ingredients-32.cfm
REPOSTE! 

considering these should be standards in any mad ________'s laboratory.