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BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on February 11, 2010, 02:32:43 AM

if you know his phone number:

-post an ad in the newspaper, saying hes selling a car for an obnoxiously low price (not too low, or theyll know its fake).

That is hard to trace, and follows the third party proxy war routine.  :wink:

Ordering pizza or taxi cabs for him can also be kinda fun.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Remington

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 10, 2010, 10:50:24 PM
yeah. roaches would backfire.

QuoteQuite possibly. I'll take a look around for software like that, some clever open-source guy probably has it out there somewhere.

As an added bonus, taking this with you (if you have a laptop) will make you a walking TV dead-zone.

If it's omnidirectional, you may need to increase the power or focus the signal somehow. It might not deal well with going through walls.

I did have a poke about for softwares, but it was all the wrong way.  :sad:  I'm assuming its omnidirectional, but, thinking about it the ir lights are on the front, soooo, I'm probably wrong. Either way, mounting it in a directional cantenna's got to help.

I like the sound of being a walking dead tv zone. hehehe. Its a HP OBU400103, and its got two numbered ports on the back. fuck knows what they do... ?


I didn't find anything either. I think your best bet would be to find a kit, the modify it to your needs. An omnidirectional IR dongle probably wouldn't have enough power to reach their TV, and you're need to write whole bunches of custom code (and find out tons upon tons of TV turn-off codes).
Is it plugged in?

BabylonHoruv

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on February 11, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 11, 2010, 03:35:46 AM
Ordering pizza or taxi cabs for him can also be kinda fun.

ESCORTS  :lulz:

Do those usually come to your door?  Becuase if so that could be great.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

Bella

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 10, 2010, 09:57:55 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 10, 2010, 09:56:22 PM
cockroaches make a nice present.

They live in the same building, I think.

Yuppers, we're in the same building and cockroaches would spread over here for sure.

I like the idea of taking out their tv, though.
And I made sure to take an hour long shower this morning just before the asshole got home from work.

BAI forgot to mention that Mario wakes us up every morning when he warms his truck up for 15 minutes at 3:00 AM, and then had the balls to bitch to the landlord that we were irritating his wife by making noise at that ungodly hour. WTF?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Salty

Never tried this myself, but I've heard that a little bit of clear nail-polish on the contact point of coax cable will render it useless. Maddeningly so. Can't hurt to try.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

the last yatto

why not an air ionizer, cut back on your own odors...
then befriend his family while being very passive aggressive with the guy
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on February 11, 2010, 05:18:34 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 11, 2010, 04:57:32 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on February 11, 2010, 04:32:25 AM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on February 11, 2010, 03:35:46 AM
Ordering pizza or taxi cabs for him can also be kinda fun.

ESCORTS  :lulz:

Do those usually come to your door?  Becuase if so that could be great.

im guessing the expensive ones do - and im sure their pimp wouldnt be happy about someone making them waste their time

Except the expensive ones are usually independent or work with an agency, and they will require a credit card deposit and verify your ID before sending a girl out.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Bruno

A piezoelectric speaker could be used as a contact microphone for enhanced through-wall listening pleasure.
Formerly something else...

Bruno

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 13, 2010, 05:38:37 AM
QuoteA piezoelectric speaker could be used as a contact microphone for enhanced through-wall listening pleasure

:D

the avatar toys in mc'ds that speak, have these in them atm.

Kewl, I think I might get one of those if they still have them.
Formerly something else...

Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.