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Started by Nast, February 10, 2010, 06:22:59 AM

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Salty

#15
February 10, 2010, 05:48:25 PM
I third the beer suggestion. It is the ONLY thing that does it for me. Dark beer and ales.

Alty,
One of those annoying "I can eat whatever I want and still manage to lose weight." people.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#16
February 10, 2010, 05:50:23 PM
The other option is "get old".  You'll find the body starts getting all lumpy after a certain age.

Salty

#17
February 10, 2010, 06:04:02 PM
Buy some protien powder the kind that body builders use. Drink one every day (I add a banana and a crap ton of of spinach) then build your body. I recommend buying a pullup bar you can attach to a door.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#18
February 10, 2010, 06:04:24 PM
Also, if you were a chick I'd suggest get prego. That would definitely stack the pounds on.















:lulz:

Nast

#19
February 10, 2010, 08:47:32 PM
Lol beer. I'm underage, and I don't think the delinquents who peddle beer in the park behind the bushes would happen to keep nice micro-brewed stouts in stock.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

LMNO

#20
February 10, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 08:47:32 PM
Lol beer. I'm underage, and I don't think the delinquents who peddle beer in the park behind the bushes would happen to keep nice micro-brewed stouts in stock.

Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 05:50:23 PM
The other option is "get old".  You'll find the body starts getting all lumpy after a certain age.

NotPublished

#21
February 10, 2010, 08:50:16 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 10, 2010, 06:04:24 PM
Also, if you were a chick I'd suggest get prego. That would definitely stack the pounds on.
:lulz:  :lulz: :lulz:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Nast

#22
February 10, 2010, 08:51:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 08:49:09 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 08:47:32 PM
Lol beer. I'm underage, and I don't think the delinquents who peddle beer in the park behind the bushes would happen to keep nice micro-brewed stouts in stock.

Quote from: LMNO on February 10, 2010, 05:50:23 PM
The other option is "get old".  You'll find the body starts getting all lumpy after a certain age.

YEAH WELL I'M TOO LAZY TO GET OLD.  :argh!:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Salty

#23
February 10, 2010, 08:53:12 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 08:47:32 PM
Lol beer. I'm underage, and I don't think the delinquents who peddle beer in the park behind the bushes would happen to keep nice micro-brewed stouts in stock.

Fucking heathens.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

NotPublished

#24
February 10, 2010, 08:54:49 PM
Heard  few days ago that beer is good for bone density
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

LMNO

#25
February 10, 2010, 08:56:30 PM
It makes you dense, that's for sure.

NotPublished

#26
February 10, 2010, 08:57:30 PM
See! No Cons, all Pros. GO FOR IT NAST
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#27
February 11, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
Meat, cheese, eggs, nuts, and whole grains are all good ways to put on a few pounds. Just make a point of eating one extra meal/snack a day, that should do it. Even one extra piece of buttered whole-grain toast daily will eventually add up.
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#28
February 11, 2010, 03:29:48 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 10, 2010, 08:53:12 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 08:47:32 PM
Lol beer. I'm underage, and I don't think the delinquents who peddle beer in the park behind the bushes would happen to keep nice micro-brewed stouts in stock.

Fucking heathens.

The micros and good imports are for enjoyment alone. To get some girth you WANT the cheap shit, like BLACK ICE or CAMO. Nothing under 8.5%, buy two 40oz'ers at a time and see what happens after three months. Pure manly figure AND it'll age you - BONUS!
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Bu🤠ns

#29
February 11, 2010, 05:19:43 AM
OH FFS JUST EAT A FAT KID.
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