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I HAS A SILLY QUESTION

Started by Nast, February 10, 2010, 06:22:59 AM

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Nast

Quote from: Burns on February 11, 2010, 05:19:43 AM
OH FFS JUST EAT A FAT KID.

Gah, I would just have to prick one with the tines of my fork, and all the custard would come spilling out.  :horrormirth:

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on February 11, 2010, 02:57:38 AM
Meat, cheese, eggs, nuts, and whole grains are all good ways to put on a few pounds. Just make a point of eating one extra meal/snack a day, that should do it. Even one extra piece of buttered whole-grain toast daily will eventually add up.

Snacking would definitely be doable. Fitting in food in between meals rather than forcing myself to eat more at meals sounds nicer.
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Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on February 11, 2010, 02:40:04 PM
Butter suppositories.


I happen to have a very useful way of getting that last inch up there...




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hooplala

Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 06:22:59 AM
So how does one gain weight?

For me, it isn't a body image issue or any of that crap, it's just that currently I'm 1 bmi point underweight and would not like to feel so waiflike that I have to tie myself down in gusty weather. Currently I'd say that gaining another 10 pounds is my goal.

I've always been a skinny kid. I also try to keep myself fed, eat breakfast and all, and I always follow a healthy diet. I was just wondering if there were any calorically dense foods I could be consuming. Much obliged!

If you're not sure about a certain food being fatty enough, rub it against a piece of paper.  If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
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Quote from: Hoopla on February 11, 2010, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: Nast on February 10, 2010, 06:22:59 AM
So how does one gain weight?

For me, it isn't a body image issue or any of that crap, it's just that currently I'm 1 bmi point underweight and would not like to feel so waiflike that I have to tie myself down in gusty weather. Currently I'd say that gaining another 10 pounds is my goal.

I've always been a skinny kid. I also try to keep myself fed, eat breakfast and all, and I always follow a healthy diet. I was just wondering if there were any calorically dense foods I could be consuming. Much obliged!

If you're not sure about a certain food being fatty enough, rub it against a piece of paper.  If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain!
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