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ATTN: Turdley Burgleson OR Owl Country

Started by Salty, February 10, 2010, 08:05:37 PM

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February 10, 2010, 08:05:37 PM Last Edit: February 11, 2010, 05:42:40 PM by Alty
I FIND OWL(s) FOR YUO!


Found this fella googling "danger owl".

And these two:

with "owl of mystery".
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#1
February 10, 2010, 08:15:35 PM
You cannot run:


STFU!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#2
February 10, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
I'M TOTALLY AN OWL. FOR SERIOUS!
                           /
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
February 10, 2010, 11:13:36 PM
FINGER OWLS!





"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Rumckle

#4
February 10, 2010, 11:16:04 PM
Wow, that one of the barn owl flying is crazy.

Rumckle,
never seen an owl in flight before
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Salty

#5
February 10, 2010, 11:23:40 PM
I've never seen a live owl outside of a cage. And then, rarely.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
February 11, 2010, 12:10:58 AM
There used to be this barn owl named Owen at the Audubon Society here who would silently glide up, land on my shoulder and nibble my ear. I've been fond of owls ever since.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#7
February 11, 2010, 12:13:43 AM
FINGER OWLS! DO WANT!

Also, I was woken up by an owl once chillin' outside of my bedroom window in Providence. The cats were going batshit and I heard hooting, so I opened the blinds and hebbo owl!


Hebbo!
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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Salty

#8
February 11, 2010, 04:46:53 AM


The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#9
February 11, 2010, 04:54:14 AM
I love this thread!
I squeaked, then I farted then the front of my pance ran dark with pee.

I see owls here quite frequently.
I was at Jay Blanchard Park once on the wooded path and felt an eerie sensation and looked straight up into the trees and there was a giant damn owl staring straight down at me as hard as it could stare.
That dude was watching me for a while before I even knew he was there. Then I yelled "Hello Mr or Mrs owl!!" then snapped a photo, smiled and the thing looked away as if to say "Uch, dildo." like I was a tourist.
I love their smug attitudes.

Salty

#10
February 11, 2010, 05:44:32 PM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#11
February 11, 2010, 05:55:00 PM
I really don't know what's going on here.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#13
February 14, 2013, 01:03:54 AM
BAMP.

MISS YOU SQUIDDY!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#14
February 14, 2013, 01:17:54 AM
OWELZ!!

No need to miss, I'm right here.
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