Hey New England...

[Jenne]

The volcano and earthquake gods control most of the West Coast. I don't think Aput is allowed over there.

That's just what I told Alty in Kai's "FUCK YUO APUT" fread somewhere around Apple Talk!

Although, I think he's allowed to dabble up north a bit, for the most part, us Southlanders get to flip him off at will.

The earthquake and fire gods, on the other hand, we give sacrifices to religiously.