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HEY APUT!

Started by Kai, February 13, 2010, 12:19:47 AM

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Kai

Thanks for making southeastern roads even more dangerous for pedestrians.

Oh, and making me walk home because the buses are shut down. Cheers!
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jenne

:( :crankey: Yeah, fuckoff! Poor Kai!

Aput


Salty

I don't think you folks are being considerate of the potential for collateral damage. Some of us do not wish to incur the wrath of this noble and mighty god (or his friends). Let's all just keep it nice and civil, huh?

Don't listen to them aput. No need to step it up.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne

...meh I'm in San Diego.  BRING IT ON!  :argh!:

Salty

Isn't San Diego on the San Andreas fault too?

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne

He's a SNOW god...not a FAULT god.  We fear the faults and the fire here.  Snow...meh, notsomuch.

Salty

Yes, but Jason was kind enough to point out how well aput gets on with earthquake gods.

I fear the quakes.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne

Point me to this wisdom of the ancients about chummy gods...I don't see too much snow and faulty towers out here, hand in hand.  Usually it's the fire and rain gods together, causing mudslides that were begun by the earthquakers.

Salty

Good Friday 1964. I don't want to be around for the sequel.

Unless...Jason was trying to mislead me...that BASTARD!

What are you getting out of this Jason? Have you made some kind if deal?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jenne


Kai

There was accumulation. ACCUMULATION, dammit! And there's still some snow around in shaded places, even after a bright sunny day.

:argh!:

But at least you didn't freeze the roads up overnight, bastard.
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Jenne

Don't give him an inch, Kai--bastard would TAKE A MILE!  :crankey:

Kai

Quote from: Jenne on February 13, 2010, 09:49:43 PM
Don't give him an inch, Kai--bastard would TAKE A MILE!  :crankey:

Yeah he would. A mile of hwy and turn it into SHEER BLACK ICE~!  :crankey:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish