Death Coffee

[nuclearcabbage]

dude seriously, chill man...

laugh it off or something.

IGNORE ME MAYBE?

i really dont see what your getting so pissy over...

this is a fucking forum!

for discussion!

its not ALL ABOUT ME.

someone was posting links to fucking spastic coffee music..

wowie.

[Doktor Howl]

its not ALL ABOUT ME.

I'm glad you realized that.

[nuclearcabbage]

youre welcome.

[Mork]

See I'd make a pot of this at home for myself but id have to drink it all. 

[Mork]

See I'd make a pot of this at home for myself but id have to drink it all. 

Damn that idea is tempting...

[Doktor Howl]

See I'd make a pot of this at home for myself but id have to drink it all. 

Crackhead.   

[Freeky]

Don't do it, Mork! It's a trap!

[Mork]

Don't do it, Mork! It's a trap!

*Runs off to make himself a pot of Death Coffee" Muhahahaha! 

[Freeky]

 

[Jenne]

I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips.  Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot.  So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne.  Boomaire.

[Doktor Howl]

I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips.  Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot.  So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne.  Boomaire.

Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results.  The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass.  The second sip, and you're addicted.

[Jenne]

I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips.  Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot.  So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne.  Boomaire.

Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results.  The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass.  The second sip, and you're addicted.

oh, good.  I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!

Also, is a small bit of cream allowed?  For the easement into my bowels?  (pretty please?)

[Doktor Howl]

I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips.  Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot.  So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne.  Boomaire.

Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results.  The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass.  The second sip, and you're addicted.

oh, good.  I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!

Also, is a small bit of cream allowed?  For the easement into my bowels?  (pretty please?)

Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk.  Anything other than that, and you're cheating.

By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup.  The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.

[Jenne]

I have no chocolate BARS per se, so I will have to try this either with 1) Truffles we got from step-monster-in-law for Xmas or 2) chocolate chips.  Oh shit, we're out of espresso, too, dammit, I forgot.  So trip to store is in order before Death Coffee commences Chez Jenne.  Boomaire.

Use semi-sweetened chocolate chips for best results.  The first sip will taste like Ron Jeremy's ass.  The second sip, and you're addicted.

oh, good.  I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass, so this is a good experiement for science!

Also, is a small bit of cream allowed?  For the easement into my bowels?  (pretty please?)

Melt the chocolate with a bit of milk.  Anything other than that, and you're cheating.

By the way, this will not be a uniformly pleasurable experience, especially if you have more than one cup.  The gag about "the whole world falling out of your ass" is kidding on the square, and if you have high blood pressure, DON'T do this.

Hm...cheating?  No bueno.  But being able to melt the chocolate into milk is a good thing.

[Triple Zero]

I have yet to sample Ron Jeremy's ass

?

Also, is a small bit of cream allowed? 

!

For the easement into my bowels?  (pretty please?)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!