Death Coffee

[Doktor Howl]

I've been dreaming up a combination of pu-erh, ginseng, and yerba mate.  Metabolism stimulator, caffeine, and natural reproductive stimulant.  I'll let you know the results.  

POSTING RECIPE UPON COMPLETION.

[Richter]

FOR SCIENCE.

[Freeky]

I was talking about Death Coffee to my mom and she was all "Put a shot of Kahlua in it".

Is this as blasphemous as I thought it was?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was talking about Death Coffee to my mom and she was all "Put a shot of Kahlua in it".

Is this as blasphemous as I thought it was?

Why not just a dollop of whiskey or vodka?

I drink coffee & whiskey at Drunken Gospel once a month, it's pretty good.

I mean, Death Coffee already IS blasphemous in and of itself; why not compound the blasphemy?

[Freeky]

I was talking about Death Coffee to my mom and she was all "Put a shot of Kahlua in it".

Is this as blasphemous as I thought it was?

Why not just a dollop of whiskey or vodka?

I drink coffee & whiskey at Drunken Gospel once a month, it's pretty good.

Dunno about those, but my mom has a tendency to put alcohol in just about everything after 4 o'clock. And it just doesn't sound right to me, especially since she's never even tasted it.

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[JackALope2323]

I enjoy going to Starbucks and asking for a venti cup filled with just espresso shots, then chugging the entire thing. I usually do it in the Starbucks, too, just for shits and giggles.

Of course, my brain and bowels summarily decide to flip me a gigantic bird afterwards. That's cool, though. I have fun while I'm at it, and that's all that matters, amirite.

(Inb4 getting bitched at for buying Starbucks.)

[Nast]

One day your bowels decide they will no longer tolerate any abuse, and vacate your body forever. I'm not sure what exit they use, but it's best not to think about it.

[Juana]

I enjoy going to Starbucks and asking for a venti cup filled with just espresso shots, then chugging the entire thing. I usually do it in the Starbucks, too, just for shits and giggles.

Of course, my brain and bowels summarily decide to flip me a gigantic bird afterwards. That's cool, though. I have fun while I'm at it, and that's all that matters, amirite.

(Inb4 getting bitched at for buying Starbucks.)

That has to taste awful. All the shots are dead by then unless you add a little bit of milk to it. Ugh.

One day your bowels decide they will no longer tolerate any abuse, and vacate your body forever. I'm not sure what exit they use, but it's best not to think about it.

[Jasper]

He's going to need one of these:

http://gizmodo.com/5405054/meet-the-british-man-with-the-bionic-bottom

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We made this better, btw.  For REAL large amounts of caffiene.

[Richter]

We made this better, btw.  For REAL large amounts of caffiene.

The last refinement (agitated cold brew, IIRC) was basically an anxiety attack in a cup.  How has this been taken farther?

He's going to need one of these:

http://gizmodo.com/5405054/meet-the-british-man-with-the-bionic-bottom

Needs a function that automatically Tweets when he hits the remote control. 

Also: Bad ideas about spamming radio control frequencies.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

We made this better, btw.  For REAL large amounts of caffiene.

The last refinement (agitated cold brew, IIRC) was basically an anxiety attack in a cup.  How has this been taken farther?

That was the "better", actually.  You can't make it any stronger without adding meth.

[Jasper]

For those in it's thrall, it is more often referred to as Life Coffee, since it becomes the only thing that can sustain their mockery of life.

Sig,
badly addicted to caffeine and loving it

[Triple Zero]

What if you'd take an entire vacuum pack of ground coffee (17.6oz here) and cold-brew it?