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UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

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Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."


Doktor Howl

Apparently, her movie isn't going too well.

In it's Florida opening, 9 people went to see it.
Molon Lube

Luna

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
Apparently, her movie isn't going too well.

In it's Florida opening, 9 people went to see it.

This gives me some tentative hope for America.  Not much, but some.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Luna on July 18, 2011, 03:11:00 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 18, 2011, 02:32:46 PM
Apparently, her movie isn't going too well.

In it's Florida opening, 9 people went to see it.

This gives me some tentative hope for America.  Not much, but some.

That is not hope, this time of year, FLorida is about 30-30-30, full time residents - people who don't speak english - people at one of the theme parks.

The Palin fans are up north chomping at the bit!

Luna

Maybe more a reflection on Fox News Fail than on Palin, but...

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/07/18/271534/while-palin-documentary-flops-fox-touts-packed-theaters/

QuoteThe Wrap, a website that covers Hollywood, confirmed Time's numbers, reporting that the movie "got off to a soft start... grossing somewhere between $65,000-$75,000, according to estimates confirmed by distributor ARC Entertainment."

By way of comparison, the biopic "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" opened on seven screens last year and averaged $23,479 per theater.

Nevertheless, Fox News is touting the opening as a smash hit...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Doktor Howl

Sarah Palin's son got married, what, in May?

He and his wife just announced the birth of their first kid.

They spawn 'em QUICK up there.  Total gestation time: 3 months.

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

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Luna

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39054_Video-_Todd_Palin_Admits_Sarah_Bailed_As_Governor_to_Make_Money

Todd Palin says, on camera, states that she stopped being governor to make money to pay the debts hanging over their heads...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 09, 2011, 09:09:13 PM
Sarah Palin's son got married, what, in May?

He and his wife just announced the birth of their first kid.

They spawn 'em QUICK up there.  Total gestation time: 3 months.



You sure it wasn't a puppy?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

Palin's gonna run as the tea party candidate.  Their first ad is already in the can.

You heard it here, first.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

So help me, if there is a debate involving both Palin and Bachmann...

You would be able to cut the stupid with a knife...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."