UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

[deadfong]

I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

I think you mean whose sex tape is going to get leaked first.

[the last yatto]

I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

My money is on Levi

[Iason Ouabache]

So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough

"Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy," Tyson said, "But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

"Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!"

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

"In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you're a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love."

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out "Isn't that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?"

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn't sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

"She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do ... she's not a bad person because she likes black people ... at least in her."

"When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff!"

"Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter."

[Don Coyote]

So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough

"Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy," Tyson said, "But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

"Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!"

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

"In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you're a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love."

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out "Isn't that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?"

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn't sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

"She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do ... she's not a bad person because she likes black people ... at least in her."

"When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff!"

"Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter."

The fuck? I don't know what this is so fucking funny.

[Thurnez Isa]

I wonder who is going to make a sex tape first
Bristol or Sarah

My money is on Levi
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I was hoping for Christine O'Donnell masturbating in a Halloween witch's outfit

[Triple Zero]

So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

I forgot, did he just molest and kill people, or also rape them?

Either way, no, I don't really care what that psycho thinks about whatever.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

I forgot, did he just molest and kill people, or also rape them?

Either way, no, I don't really care what that psycho thinks about whatever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Tyson#Rape_conviction.2C_prison.2C_and_conversion

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

http://larrybrownsports.com/gossip/mike-tyson-doesnt-think-glen-rice-banged-sarah-palin-hard-enough

"Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He's a wonderful guy," Tyson said, "But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

"Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!"

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

"In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you're a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love."

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out "Isn't that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?"

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn't sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

"She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do ... she's not a bad person because she likes black people ... at least in her."

"When you think of Glen Rice, you don't think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming ... you don't think of that stuff!"

"Sarah Palin ... she met the wombshifter."

The fuck? I don't know what this is so fucking funny.

I loled. I facebooked it. :shrugs:

[Iason Ouabache]

So... wanna know what Mike Tyson feels about this Glen Rice/Palin thing?

I forgot, did he just molest and kill people, or also rape them?

Either way, no, I don't really care what that psycho thinks about whatever.

Long story short: Someone here in Indianapolis thought it would be a good idea to let an emotionally unstable man with a history of being extremely aggressive to everyone judge a Miss Black America contest. That went about as well as you'd think it would go. As far as i know he has never killed anyone although he did bite another man's ear off on live international television.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Beat up his gf a time or two. I'm surprised she's still pretty.

[Luna]

Note:  The source for this article was the National Enquirer.  However...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2040110/Todd-Palin-file-divorce-advisers-tell-Sarah-White-House-dream-over.html

[Cramulus]

The Daily Mail citing investigative journalism by the National Enquirer ... it's like an MC Escher painting of hearsay!

[AFK]

If Sarah Palin falls down in the middle of the forest somewhere does anyone give a fuck? 

[Luna]

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/sarah-palins-decision-not-to-run-shocks-supporters/

Palin, to the shock of her blind supporters (and nobody with a brain) has announced that she's NOT going to run for President.

[deadfong]

Her statement seems to imply only single, childless people should run for office... unless that office is governor, I guess.