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UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 13, 2010, 04:14:18 PM

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Jenne

I don't know if my IBS can handle looking up Pa-failin'-tastic shit to put up in here, but I'm bored enough working on a holiday, so perhaps I will...

Cramulus

damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

Jenne

Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

Yeah, there should be a warning label to this thread:

MAY CAUSE SUDDEN EVACUATION OF BOWELS AND DISTEMPER OF NORMAL CARDIAC FUNCTIONS.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cramulus on February 15, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
damn thee annabel! I just wasted like about an hour of my work day watching sarah palin videos ... AND JESUS NOW MY BLOODPRESSURE IS THROUGH THE ROOF

From laughter?
Molon Lube

Jenne

...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

I've been tormenting filthy assistant for days about Palin's latest forays into commentary.

:D  <--- Shit-eating, self-satisfied grin.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

I've been tormenting filthy assistant for days about Palin's latest forays into commentary.

:D  <--- Shit-eating, self-satisfied grin.

I want an assistant!  I only have 2 hairball mongrels who don't give a shit about politics.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:32:29 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:23:36 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:17:55 PM
...probably the kind of laughter that makes your guts bleed

That's the only kind worth indulging in.

Yeah, we'll see how it affects my job performance today.  :lulz:

I've been tormenting filthy assistant for days about Palin's latest forays into commentary.

:D  <--- Shit-eating, self-satisfied grin.

I want an assistant!  I only have 2 hairball mongrels who don't give a shit about politics.

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."
Molon Lube

Jenne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Jenne on February 15, 2010, 06:54:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on February 15, 2010, 06:45:04 PM

I have a 58 year old mid-life crisis junkie (everything the man owns has "Harley Davidson" embossed on it somewhere) who listens to Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh, until I smash his radio.

Yeah, I'd say 3/3 of him deserves it, then.

Today's quote:

Quote from: Filthy Assistant"I was listening to that socialist Obama talking yesterday while I was on my  way to the VA to get my prescription..."

aw, man...he's the "Keep your gummament outta MY MEDICARE" dude, ain't he?  blech.