UNLIMITED SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD!

[AFK]

Silly String Theory? 

[Mangrove]

Silly String Theory? 

[Iason Ouabache]

What we're witnessing is an incredible fusion of DUMB.

Let's take a really weak understanding of Theology and Biblical history and then marry it to a very scant conception of American history and POW, you got yourselves a Palin.

My bet is she next turns her aim onto Einstein and starts asking for 'alternatives' to General Relativity because, you know, he wasn't a Christian.

Or she'll cite the fact that we don't know how magnets work in order to kill all funding to motherfuckin' lyin' scientists.

[Mangrove]

Thought:


Anti-Palin supporters typically try to discredit her by making her look stupid. This clearly isn't working. Maybe someone needs to take a reverse approach and portray her as an East Coast elitist intellectual?


Consider this:

Liberal: For fuck's sake, Sarah Palin is soo fucking STOOPID  :
Palintard: Nuh uh - you don' lak it cuz she's REAL and talks tuh the AMURRICANN PEEPLE!

Liberal:


Vs. this:

Liberal: Hey, I'm really glad that Sarah Palin has come out in favor of wide reaching taxation of companies that pollute the environment.

Palintard: Whuh? WHEN???

Liberal: Oh, didn't you read that the other day? I'm pretty sure it was in the interview she did for Mother Jones.

Palintard:

[Requia ☣]

We need to get Sarah Palin and a Mother Jones editor in the same room and put it on pay per view.

[Requia ☣]

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/jewish-americans-for-sarah-palin-launches-binyamin-korn.php
Jews for Palin!

[Mangrove]

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/jewish-americans-for-sarah-palin-launches-binyamin-korn.php
Jews for Palin!

I think this dude is seriously misguided. What he's overlooking is that Palin (being a fundie Christer) is probably only pro-Israel so that Jesus will have a biblical landing pad (Jerusalem) during the 2nd coming (which, according to people like Palin is probably in the next couple of months or so).

It's very unlikely that conservative Xtians really give a fuck about what happens to anyone Israeli or Palestinian, because when JC gets back, they're all for the fire anyway.

[Mangrove]

Odd thought part 2.


How about  sarahsecretliberal.com?

Because the right's main approach is to take concepts they don't understand (eg: Socialism) and then repeatedly attribute them to people who do not espouse them (eg: anyone not in the GOP or on FOX).

So why not repeatedly accuse her of things that we're deliberately not understanding too? I mean, since there's very little political discourse in this country and well...it's easier to make shit up than it is to do research.

[the last yatto]

Silly String Theory? 

not too much straw, it actually has a bit of bite
I believe Washington as a Mason would just want people to have faith
maybe paganism polytheism was discouraged as would have been athiest/satanist

but then church was really bout the locals and functioned almost like a town hall
not some grand plan to speak of the profits

now churches are so active in poilitics
that they should be required to pay taxes

[AFK]

Odd thought part 2.


How about  sarahsecretliberal.com?

Because the right's main approach is to take concepts they don't understand (eg: Socialism) and then repeatedly attribute them to people who do not espouse them (eg: anyone not in the GOP or on FOX).

So why not repeatedly accuse her of things that we're deliberately not understanding too? I mean, since there's very little political discourse in this country and well...it's easier to make shit up than it is to do research.

I like it.  Can we start by blaming her for Mt. ekkfjivimnf in Iceland?  It seems plausible to link her with the expulsion of hot ash that fouls up the air. 

And furries.  That's it.  She's a furry.  Everyone needs to know. 

[trippinprincezz13]

Odd thought part 2.


How about  sarahsecretliberal.com?

Because the right's main approach is to take concepts they don't understand (eg: Socialism) and then repeatedly attribute them to people who do not espouse them (eg: anyone not in the GOP or on FOX).

So why not repeatedly accuse her of things that we're deliberately not understanding too? I mean, since there's very little political discourse in this country and well...it's easier to make shit up than it is to do research.

I like it.  Can we start by blaming her for Mt. ekkfjivimnf in Iceland?  It seems plausible to link her with the expulsion of hot ash that fouls up the air. 

And furries.  That's it.  She's a furry.  Everyone needs to know. 

Why not? Fundies blamed the devil/abortion/gays/etc. for the earthquake in Haiti. Why not blame Palin for angering God and/or the Nordic gods with her blasphemy/stupidity/unwed teenage daughter with a kid/whatever, who has now given her a warning by blowing up Iceland?

[Telarus]

Make a Youtube video.


Wear a costume.

[Jasper]

I will now profess to my dying breath that Palin is a furry.

[Requia ☣]

I've been doing that, nobody seems to understand.

[AFK]

Well, there was this one interview Greta Van Susteren did in Palins house and there was a Moose head and fur lying around.  I'm pretty sure once the cameras off there was some furry lesbian action between Greta and Sarah.