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HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)

Started by Triple Zero, February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 PM

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Triple Zero

#15
February 14, 2010, 06:20:32 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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#17
February 14, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
that spider is going to bite your ass in your sleep. KILL IT WHILE YOU CAN

Freeky

#18
February 14, 2010, 06:49:22 PM
I agree with FP and Cram. Jerusalem or Lolth.

Triple Zero

#19
February 14, 2010, 06:50:43 PM
maybe I could caption it with olde englysh wurds, and it would be a LOLTH SPIDER
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Reginald Ret

#20
February 14, 2010, 07:12:20 PM
you should make Jerusalem tiny spider glasses.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

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#21
February 14, 2010, 07:14:56 PM
you should really step on it

-Kel-

#22
February 14, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
make an aquarium for it, and catch it so you don't step on it on accident.

Dalek

#23
February 14, 2010, 08:22:57 PM
Peter was my first guess to. I had a spider called Peter. How about "OMGITSBEHINDYOU!". This way when someone asks you what are you doing you can tell them "Just feeding OMGITSBEHINDYOU!"

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
February 14, 2010, 08:44:25 PM
i like Lolth

ThatGreenGentleman

#25
February 14, 2010, 09:46:32 PM
Name the spider Mike Tyson!
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

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#26
February 14, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
Give him an incredibly long name with like twenty some odd syllables. Then print out little cards with a pronunciation of the name, so whenever someone asks what his name is or when you introduce him to your dinner party guests (of course you will introduce him, right? it's rather rude not to, considering he's probably the one who cooked dinner and chose the wine.) you will give them this little card and say, "This is who cooked your dinner, he also does catering."

Jasper

#27
February 14, 2010, 09:55:35 PM
Sheilob.

Triple Zero

#28
February 14, 2010, 10:14:01 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Captain Utopia

#29
February 14, 2010, 10:14:53 PM
 :lulz:  :lulz:
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