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HELP NAME MY NEW PET HOUSE SPIDER (warning has pic of spider)

Started by Triple Zero, February 14, 2010, 05:00:14 PM

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Reginald Ret

#30
February 14, 2010, 10:44:58 PM
Hah!


Spiders have 8 eyes so try to imagine 8 lensed glasses with eight opposite colors and eight different shapes.
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Captain Utopia

#32
February 14, 2010, 11:37:18 PM
Aw, that's grotesquely adorable!

Freeky

#33
February 15, 2010, 12:00:03 AM
"Bitch, get in mah belleh! :argh!: "

BabylonHoruv

#34
February 15, 2010, 12:42:31 AM
I always assume spiders are female since the females are way bigger than the males.
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Jasper

#35
February 15, 2010, 01:18:16 AM
I always assume spiders are servants of the dark one, assassins sent to kill me.

ThatGreenGentleman

#36
February 15, 2010, 02:11:41 AM
I always assume that spiders are eight legged hookers who will eat their customers heads when they get pregnant. Sort of like saying "GOD DAMN! YOU GOT ME PREGNANT! HOW AM I GONNA GET RID OF IT?!" and in their horrible mood swings they eat the head, and then be like, "I'm sorry, let's raise the kids together." and when they realize they ate the head they get angry again...  :x
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Kai

#37
February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
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Lies

#38
February 15, 2010, 01:34:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html

Spiders not insects!  :argh!:

Yeah, spiders are arachnids.  :argh!:

Insects have six legs while arachnids have four pairs.

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Soylent Green

#39
February 15, 2010, 04:12:30 PM
Now you just gotta hope to fuck it doesn't get pregnant and lay thousands of babies =D

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#40
February 15, 2010, 04:13:41 PM
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BabylonHoruv

#41
February 15, 2010, 07:50:41 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on February 15, 2010, 01:34:41 PM
Quote from: Kai on February 15, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Quote from: Annabel the Destroyer on February 14, 2010, 11:34:40 PM
Since we're talking about insects:
http://www.break.com/index/praying-mantis-tries-to-catch-mouse-pointer.html

Spiders not insects!  :argh!:

Yeah, spiders are arachnids.  :argh!:

Insects have six legs while arachnids have four pairs.

Now you know, don't do it agin!

For some reason I really like spiders but other arachnids terrify me.  I don't really want a spider crawling on me, but I don't mind living with them, meanwhile ticks will keep me out of a field and a scorpion can prompt a full on shit losing.
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Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

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#42
February 15, 2010, 07:53:09 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 15, 2010, 05:56:34 PM
i favour "OhmygoditscreepyfuckinggetitawayfrommeohFUUUUUUUCKus!" which I think is the correct Latin term Doktor.

Or "crunch".

Dok,
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#43
February 15, 2010, 08:09:01 PM
Some arachnids are delicious with butter.
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