Plus I Got Depression

[NotPublished]

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

God I hope some of those fuckers get away and start feral colonies!

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

...llama....

...llama....

ughh ughh ughh ughgh THOSE THINGS CREEP THE FUCK OUT OF ME

[Doktor Howl]

We don't have so many dangerous animals here. We have:

Bears
Coyotes
Raccoons
Rattlesnakes
Black Widows
Hobo spiders


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hummingbirds





nutria

The desert is a harsh environment, with lots of competition for scarce resources, so everything is dangerous.

[Doktor Howl]

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

God I hope some of those fuckers get away and start feral colonies!

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

...llama....

...llama....

ughh ughh ughh ughgh THOSE THINGS CREEP THE FUCK OUT OF ME

Why?  They're the Jay Leno of the burden beast world.

[Freeky]

You have deer, over there?

We have pigeons and cats. And if you go to the outskirts of the city somewhat maybe a rabbit or a squirrel. And if you go further, there will be cows and sheep, and .. ostriches and some llamas and, really, those fucking farmers couldn't simply stick to proper Dutch cattle could they? noooo had to have fucking ostriches. wtf.

We have:

Feral ostriches (from farms).  Let me say that again:  FERAL OSTRICHES!!!1  Fucking win.
Coyotes
Deer
Javelinas (shoot on sight)
Bears that have acquired a taste for people, from eating illegals trying to cross the Santa Ritas.
Bobcats
Freakishly large cougars
A dozen different poisonous snakes
Scorpions.  Millions and millions of scorpions.
Tarantulas
Tarantula hawks (God is a psycho)
Wild dogs
Cattle (in the mountains)
Killer bees.  Huge fucking swarms of killer bees.  No regular bees.
Tweakers
Blood-sucking beetles.  3" long.  Not kidding.
Hornets the size of your finger.

I'm forgetting some stuff, but you get the idea.

You know, the funnest fact of this list is that we have most of these inside the city, too.

All of them, except the cattle and ostriches.

Had about 20 fucking javelinas in the wash across the street last night.

Goddamn. Javelinas: Scariest rodent-pig thing EVAR.

[Doktor Howl]

Goddamn. Javelinas: Scariest rodent-pig thing EVAR.

This is why I kept those ridiculous saddle cannons.

[NotPublished]

...UGNNNNNNNNNNNN....

ughh ughh ughh ughgh THOSE THINGS CREEP THE FUCK OUT OF ME

Why?  They're the Jay Leno of the burden beast world.

UGNNNNNNNNNNNN

WHY/HOW DO HIS ATOMS BOTHER STAYING TOGETHER?

[Freeky]

Goddamn. Javelinas: Scariest rodent-pig thing EVAR.

This is why I kept those ridiculous saddle cannons.

Ooo, those ones you got down in Tombstone?

[Doktor Howl]

Goddamn. Javelinas: Scariest rodent-pig thing EVAR.

This is why I kept those ridiculous saddle cannons.

Ooo, those ones you got down in Tombstone?

Yeah, they'll cure what ails you.

If, of course, what ails you is a giant rat-pig thing with 4" tusks that can sprint 40MPH.

[Freeky]

Goddamn. Javelinas: Scariest rodent-pig thing EVAR.

This is why I kept those ridiculous saddle cannons.

Ooo, those ones you got down in Tombstone?

Yeah, they'll cure what ails you.

If, of course, what ails you is a giant rat-pig thing with 4" tusks that can sprint 40MPH.

You have no idea how much i like being on this side of town, where we don't get as many of those bastards.

[Doktor Howl]

Goddamn. Javelinas: Scariest rodent-pig thing EVAR.

This is why I kept those ridiculous saddle cannons.

Ooo, those ones you got down in Tombstone?

Yeah, they'll cure what ails you.

If, of course, what ails you is a giant rat-pig thing with 4" tusks that can sprint 40MPH.

You have no idea how much i like being on this side of town, where we don't get as many of those bastards.

What?  Go 1 mile East or South, and see what happens.

It's like a 40K Ork army, only on 4 legs.

[Freeky]

What?  Go 1 mile East or South, and see what happens.

It's like a 40K Ork army, only on 4 legs.

It's not like it matters much where they are, I guess, unless my parents lose patience completely and kick me out before I can gather up enough cash to put a deposit down on a place. 

[Doktor Howl]

What?  Go 1 mile East or South, and see what happens.

It's like a 40K Ork army, only on 4 legs.

It's not like it matters much where they are, I guess, unless my parents lose patience completely and kick me out before I can gather up enough cash to put a deposit down on a place. 

We'll deal with that if and when it happens.

You won't be on the street.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, I almost forgot we have cougars and bobcats as well. And on the coast, sea lions, which are mostly not dangerous. Deer, elk and moose. Also weasels and wolverines and shit like that.

[NotPublished]

We only have Yowie's where I come from

[Freeky]

We only have Yowie's where I come from

What's a Yowie?