Pot/drugs: An all-encompassing explanation.

[Richter]

I don't know about any of this, so I'm just going to accuse everyone of spreading BS.

STUFF YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS, YANKEE!  WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.

You tried to tell me the bleach was bad for me too.

That's because I peed in it.

They say the swelling will never go down.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know about any of this, so I'm just going to accuse everyone of spreading BS.

STUFF YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS, YANKEE!  WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.

You tried to tell me the bleach was bad for me too.

That's because I peed in it.

They say the swelling will never go down.

But really...would you want it to?

[Richter]

Don't confuse the issue.  It's the principle of the thing.

I had to buy new drawers and all.

[Doktor Howl]

Don't confuse the issue.  It's the principle of the thing.

I had to buy new drawers and all.

Pretty soon you'll be buying them by weight, like I do.

Spray 'em with Pam, too.  Keeps them from sticking, if you know what I mean...and you know what I mean.

[Richter]

Don't confuse the issue.  It's the principle of the thing.

I had to buy new drawers and all.

Pretty soon you'll be buying them by weight, like I do.

Spray 'em with Pam, too.  Keeps them from sticking, if you know what I mean...and you know what I mean.

The novelty of being able to prepare eggs on myself wore thin after a day.

Related:  R is no longer allowed at the local hibachi joint.

[Doktor Howl]

Don't confuse the issue.  It's the principle of the thing.

I had to buy new drawers and all.

Pretty soon you'll be buying them by weight, like I do.

Spray 'em with Pam, too.  Keeps them from sticking, if you know what I mean...and you know what I mean.

The novelty of being able to prepare eggs on myself wore thin after a day.

Related:  R is no longer allowed at the local hibachi joint.

That's bullshit.  I bet they didn't even have rules posted or anything.

[Richter]

Every time I walk in now they yell, point knives at me, and get a Shinto dude in robes to shake paper at me.

I now know what it's like to talk to myself on a bad day, I will mend my ways.

[Doktor Howl]

Every time I walk in now they yell, point knives at me, and get a Shinto dude in robes to shake paper at me.

I now know what it's like to talk to myself on a bad day, I will mend my ways.

You have to watch those Shinto fuckers.  Some days they can't tell Hibachi from Hachiman, and then there's a mess.

You could try going to an Arab joint.  They, too, have hibachis, and they won't suspect a thing until it's too late.

[Richter]

When they find out about IT though, they jsut smile.  Like Enrico smiles. 

The kind of smile that makes you think you BETTER be into their kidn of fun, or things will very fucking badly.  Then I learned why they wear the robes.

At least the Hachiman channeling dude settled down and gave me a doggie bag for the rest of my meal once I hit him with a chair two or three times.  (I'm not telling you how I found a chair in a Japanese joint.  Trade secrets.)

[Doktor Howl]

When they find out about IT though, they jsut smile.  Like Enrico smiles. 

The kind of smile that makes you think you BETTER be into their kidn of fun, or things will very fucking badly.  Then I learned why they wear the robes.

At least the Hachiman channeling dude settled down and gave me a doggie bag for the rest of my meal once I hit him with a chair two or three times.  (I'm not telling you how I found a chair in a Japanese joint.  Trade secrets.)

Those Arabs, they know how to party.  Basically anything not forbidden is compulsory, and their holy book fails to cover a disturbing range of behavior...which is why their puritans get so cranky and run around blowing shit up.  No, should you decide to visit their dens of shishka"Bob", do NOT go alone.  I'd bring along LMNO and his mustache, and perhaps Dimo...being an Arab himself, Dimo will pick up on the danger signs faster than you will, giving you an all-important edge that may mean the difference between a good time and being very fucking badly.  And nobody wants that.

Well, nobody but me.  The vibe in this town has gotten me down, and there's no telling which way I'll bend when the weirdness breaks into the open and gets on everyone's pant legs.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

the hash sold in the uk commonly is weak as fuck.

geez, if it was a british study, it would be looking at british averages.

the good hash is really rare, back when i cuold smoke I was the only one of some of my suppliers customers that would even entertain smoking it because it has such a poor rep generally.

thusly i would get free grams or so of good hash cos no one could shift the stuff.

strange, but true yo

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

also, this bullshit where RWHN posts stuff that contains links to articles/studies that contain extreme and obvious falsehoods and when those are pointed out he and one or two other people get all butthurt and whine about credibility being attacked and feelings being hurt and they might flounce and maybe this board isn't for them anymore and wah wah wah my diapers need changing is fucking RETARDED.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU POST LINKS TO SOURCES THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY BULLSHIT, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO GET CALLED ON THAT JUST LIKE ANYONE ELSE HERE WOULD IF THEY DID THE SAME THING WHEN TALKING ABOUT ANY SUBJECT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKE AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HELP KEEP KIDS OFF DRUGS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A FUCKING SAINT OR MAKE INFALLIBLE ANYTHING YOU POST AS "FACT". PRETTY MUCH NOBODY HERE THINKS KIDS SHOULD DO DRUGS. YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE FUCKING CHOIR AND DOING SUCH A SHIT JOB OF IT THAT THE CHOIR IS STARTING TO WONDER IF MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T GO PUT SOME PCP IN SOME KIDS' SCHOOL LUNCHES JUST TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DO SO YOU CAN STOP TURNING EVERY FUCKING DISCUSSION ON THE SUBJECT AT PD.COM INTO YOUR PERSONAL MARTYRDOM THREAD.

FUCK.


sorry, had to get that out of my system.

This.


You  made me LOL my pance.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know about any of this, so I'm just going to accuse everyone of spreading BS.

STUFF YOUR FALSE ACCUSATIONS, YANKEE!  WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU.

You tried to tell me the bleach was bad for me too.

That's because I peed in it.

I don't know why any and all mentions of pee make me giggle.

[the last yatto]

RWHN brought up a good point about long-term side effects, with references, and it was howled down with no rebuttal.

dok, if you noticed i agreed with rwhn that hash could make you loose your edge, paradise and all.

and speaking from first hand knowledge
knew a guy who left sanity behind, as he sabotaged a relationship with his sister and former friend
pretty sure it screwed up his personality for the worse, then again i havnt talked to em in a long while.

and only jokily dismissed that pot/breaking the law could do so as well
as most of the troubles ive seen have been ignoring what your authority figure told you was bad for ya.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Pot may seriously handicap some people, rarely, with heavy use at a young age. The government's outlawing of pot and the way it handles those who break that law destroys hundreds of thousands of lives per year.

There's really no comparison.