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Started by Cramulus, February 16, 2010, 04:53:57 PM

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 01, 2010, 05:32:45 PM
I thought it was great fun.  Sad as fuck, for some reason, when the kid is all upset about the broken boob.  But my favorite part was when you just outright said that it was jizz that they were drinking, because the whole story I, and I'm sure other readers, were thinking "jizz.  they're drinking jizz.  IT'S JIZZ."  Coming out and saying it just made it hilarious.

THIS! :lulz:

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Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cramulus

bump because I need to write more fiction