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Re: SCABS
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2010, 06:26:18 pm »
this is the stupidest thread made all week

Yes.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2010, 06:39:17 pm »
fine, whatever.


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Re: SCABS
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2010, 06:40:45 pm »
this is the stupidest thread made all week

A meaningless thread in Apple Talk?  We can't have THAT.  :roll:

Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2010, 06:52:40 pm »
WHY IS THIS EVEN A THREAD

Should we start closing down threads if they are deemed "unworthy"?

Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2010, 06:53:01 pm »
Fascination with one's own body is bad now?
So learning about yourself is fluff? fine.
fuck off out of the thread then.
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Re: SCABS
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2010, 06:54:26 pm »
Fascination with one's own body is bad now?
So learning about yourself is fluff? fine.
fuck off out of the thread then.

Apparently, we have a maximum number of threads allowed.  When they're all used up, the interwebs comes to an end.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #21 on: February 17, 2010, 06:55:03 pm »
People need to STFU about lame threads in Apple Talk.  It's APPLE TALK people, that's why it is here.  If the thread pops up in O:MF, by all means, complain, otherwise... :argh!:
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Re: SCABS
« Reply #22 on: February 17, 2010, 06:56:05 pm »
I was a scab picker as a kid.  I have small scars on many parts of my body.



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Re: SCABS
« Reply #23 on: February 17, 2010, 06:58:19 pm »
I was a scab picker as a kid.  I have small scars on many parts of my body.



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I once had a full body scab, and constantly picked at it.  All of it.  

I am now the result of that picking.  Consider yourself warned.
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Re: SCABS
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2010, 07:06:35 pm »
FLUFF IS NOT ALLOWED!!!  :argh!: :argh!:

I'm gonna start posting all the stories i hear from the volunteer work i do for school at the refugee center.

SWEATSHOPS, PLAUGES, HIV/AIDS, WAR, FAMMINE, GENOCIDE!!!!!

ALL FOR APPLE TALK ALL THE TIME!!!!  :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2010, 07:28:59 pm »
WHY IS THIS EVEN A THREAD

Because getting a 9mm sized chunk of congealed blood, pus, and wax blown out of my ear with a waterpik may not have been FUN, but it was MEMORABLE.
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2010, 07:35:43 pm »
WHY IS THIS EVEN A THREAD

Because getting a 9mm sized chunk of congealed blood, pus, and wax blown out of my ear with a waterpik may not have been FUN, but it was MEMORABLE.

ow! you ok? what happened?

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2010, 07:37:30 pm »
WHY IS THIS EVEN A THREAD

Because getting a 9mm sized chunk of congealed blood, pus, and wax blown out of my ear with a waterpik may not have been FUN, but it was MEMORABLE.

ow! you ok? what happened?

More to the point, who's blood, pus, and wax was it?

We're talking about Richter, here.  Take nothing for granted.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: SCABS
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2010, 07:42:02 pm »
this is the stupidest thread made all week

A meaningless thread in Apple Talk?  We can't have THAT.  :roll:



I didn't read that as an objection to the thread... more of an accolade. THIS THREAD WINS APPLE TALK.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: SCABS
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2010, 07:42:30 pm »
this is the stupidest thread made all week

A meaningless thread in Apple Talk?  We can't have THAT.  :roll:



I didn't read that as an objection to the thread... more of an accolade. THIS THREAD WINS APPLE TALK.

 :lulz:
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

SHAKE THAT
First ^  Then V

And I did.  I didn't feel like I had any choice.  Between P-Funk and Hirley0, I became the man reptillian menace I am today.

Bootsy Collins did this to me.