ATTN: PROFESSOR CRAMULUS. I CHANGED MY MIND.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discordian evangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

Because I realized that it's funny.

Congratulations, sir. You have made a convert out of me. I am now an evangelical Discordian.

[Suu]

WE HAVE A BELIEVER!!!!

[Remington]

I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discovangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

Because I realized that it's funny.

Congratulations, sir. You have made a convert out of me. I am now an Discovangelist.

We must, of course, endeavor to use the proper terminology.



EVERYBODY PRAY NOW
DUM
DUM DUM DUM DUM
DUM DUM DUM

EVERYBODY PRAY NOW

*Music trails off into the distance*

[Cramulus]

that's the fuckin' ticket!

because yo, preaching at people is a gas. Just ask any southern baptist. Usually, only really religious types get to do it. But fuck that! I want to get all high and mighty at random pedestrians.

I used to hand out these dada sheets on the street corner in downtown stamford CT. Met a lot of interesting people that way. Some of the reactions were priceless. I'll never forget this one bearded dude who was reading the Frobnosticator Instructions and kept saying "This doesn't make any sense! Why the fuck are you doing this?" We wouldn't give him an explanation. He eventually left, sort of annoyed, but giggling nonstop. He just didn't know how to process it! I was a tickled pink.

[hooplala]

What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

[The Wizard]

Nice.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

[Telarus]

[East Coast Hustle]

What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Hey if my mental health sabbatical continues boredom may force me to start preaching the Erisian word in my dad's dull as shit little town. Being delightfully mad means I have a primo get out clause too for when the really stuck up people start asking what I'm up to!

[Shai Hulud]

Best thread ever!  Glad to hear about your miraculous conversion, Nigel, I'm intrigued to see how you direct your energies now:)  Since I just learned what QFT means, the following are QFT:

because yo, preaching at people is a gas. Just ask any southern baptist. Usually, only really religious types get to do it. But fuck that! I want to get all high and mighty at random pedestrians.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I had an epiphany last night. I no longer oppose Discordian evangelism; in fact, I support it wholeheartedly.

Because I realized that it's funny.

I totally agree, as long as it's somebody else preaching.

[Kai]

What lead to the epiphany, Nigel?

Going back over my evening, it doesn't seem to relate to anything at all. I was going to dinner at my friend's house, and then I got a call from EOT that he was going stir-crazy and had left the house to go hang at a local watering hole, so I met him there and had a couple of drinks. Whatever we were talking about right before the epiphany wasn't even related. It was just BAM, Cram's in my head handing out pamphlets.

I guess it's like one of those religious Jesus-came-to-me-in-a-vision moments that makes people join the priesthood. Only instead of Jesus, I got Cramulus.

this sounds like a good bumpersticker.

"I GOT CRAMMED"

"CRAM IS MY CO-PILOT"

"CRAM BLESS AMERICA...AND NOWHERE ELSE!"

"No Cram, no peace
Know Cram, know peace"

"No Cram, no piece (of pie)
Know Cram, know piece (of pie (carnally))"

[Dimocritus]

I like this.