WEREWOLF II

[President Television]

EGAD!

[The Wizard]

ALL OF YOU.

Sweet merciful fuck. 

[President Television]

[The Wizard]

(grabs silver pointed stick and rushes wolf-beast) Die, Die, Die!

[Remington]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, the Oracle Speaks!


Though the heart of winter had passed, at night the deep cold returned, leaving its unmistakable trace come dawn. On the road into the village, windows glowed with the colour of warm embers, as the sleepless people huddled around the fires inside. However, far out the road, a little distance from the rest, one house lay dark. No fire, no sound, no life.... the village horn was sounded.


The villagers gathered a little distance from the house. A squad from among them was elected: Gin, TheGreenGentleman, and Mistress Freeky. Even from a distance, the windows appeared to ache of cold. To the bone it cut.


They reached the door. "Captain Chaos? Are you there?" The silence was almost sticky. Freeky pushed the door in, and as the light of their torches found the walls, her eyes widened. She shook, then lurched out the door, almost knocking Gin over before vomiting into the snow.


What the others saw was beyond them.


Captain Chaos had been torn to shreds by the wolves. But this was no hunters kill. It was a depraved, sickening act. He had been ripped limb from limb and disemboweled. There was blood and viscera everywhere... his intestines had been torn out and then unraveled across the floor. The torso had been mutilated, but worst of all, there was no head. They were still looking when TheGreenGentleman felt a drip on her forehead. She looked up to see the Captain's head hanging from the ceiling, suspended by his hair, with the eyes hanging from their sockets and his teeth ripped out. And above it, his tongue was pinned to the ceiling next to the words it had been used to smear:

"NO YUO"


The house was blessed and then burned. Such a horror should not be left to exist.







Captain Chaos has been killed by Wolf Doohan; 14 players now remain.
It is now day. The villagers have 24 hours to secure a lynch (8 votes required).

Scene credit to Lord Wilmore

[President Television]

*gurgle*

[Freeky]

Oh my fucking god! 

[The Wizard]

Shit. We've lost our superhero. Maybe we can come up with a retcon?

[President Television]

This looks like a job for Captain USA!

[Remington]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!


The death of Captain Chaos shocked the entire town, and word began to spread across the countryside of the superhero's demise. The terrible news reached the local Justice League of Super Avengers within the day: the village of Discordia had lost its resident superhero, and was suffering from a werewolf attack. Among all of the spandex-wearing orphaned-at-age-3 I-have-mommy-issues superheroes, only one stepped forth: Captain USA.

"I WILL SAVE THEM!" Captain USA cried out. "AND I WILL DO IT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"

Captain USA flew off into the distance, headed for the small town of Discordia.



The villagers gasped as a bluish blur shot through the skies above them. Captain USA made a few loops around the town before stopping above the town square, 50 feet above the villagers' heads. "FEAR NOT, BRAVE VILLAGERS," he said dramatically, "FOR I WILL SAVE YOU-"

The hero's monologue was interrupted by mechanical whirring followed by a deep THUMP-THUMP from the old house up on the hill. Captain USA turned around to investigate the sound, and was promptly torn to super-powered bits by shrapnel. Doktor Howl's prototype Aerial Werewolf Defense Array clicked and whirred as it reloaded, before firing another barrage of exploding shells at the doomed superhero. Captain USA's mutilated corpse hit the ground hit all the grace and elegance of a prime roast falling to the butcher's floor, and small pieces of metal shrapnel rained down on the paved streets. It sounded oddly like a wind chime.




Captain USA has been killed by Doktor Howl. Let this be a warning to you, spandex-wearing do-gooders.

[Triple Zero]

[President Television]

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!


The death of Captain Chaos shocked the entire town, and word began to spread across the countryside of the superhero's demise. The terrible news reached the local Justice League of Super Avengers within the day: the village of Discordia had lost its resident superhero, and was suffering from a werewolf attack. Among all of the spandex-wearing orphaned-at-age-3 I-have-mommy-issues superheroes, only one stepped forth: Captain USA.

"I WILL SAVE THEM!" Captain USA cried out. "AND I WILL DO IT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"

Captain USA flew off into the distance, headed for the small town of Discordia.



The villagers gasped as a bluish blur shot through the skies above them. Captain USA made a few loops around the town before stopping above the town square, 50 feet above the villagers' heads. "FEAR NOT, BRAVE VILLAGERS," he said dramatically, "FOR I WILL SAVE YOU-"

The hero's monologue was interrupted by mechanical whirring followed by a deep THUMP-THUMP from the old house up on the hill. Captain USA turned around to investigate the sound, and was promptly torn to super-powered bits by shrapnel. Doktor Howl's prototype Aerial Werewolf Defense Array clicked and whirred as it reloaded, before firing another barrage of exploding shells at the doomed superhero. Captain USA's mutilated corpse hit the ground hit all the grace and elegance of a prime roast falling to the butcher's floor, and small pieces of metal shrapnel rained down on the paved streets. It sounded oddly like a wind chime.




Captain USA has been killed by Doktor Howl. Let this be a warning to you, spandex-wearing do-gooders.

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[Freeky]

 

Nice, Remmy.

[Pariah]

 

[Remington]

Doktor Howl had just put the finishing touches on it before he died. It was meant to protect the town from the ever-present threat of flying werewolves.