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Started by Remington, February 17, 2010, 12:25:54 AM

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Freeky

#690
February 21, 2010, 08:15:23 PM
Oh jesus, they FLY?! :x

I bet Dok Howl was responsible for the werewolves, anyway, with all that genetic tinkering he prolly did...

The Wizard

#691
February 21, 2010, 08:16:08 PM
QuoteHear Ye, Hear Ye, The Oracle Speaks!


The death of Captain Chaos shocked the entire town, and word began to spread across the countryside of the superhero's demise. The terrible news reached the local Justice League of Super Avengers within the day: the village of Discordia had lost its resident superhero, and was suffering from a werewolf attack. Among all of the spandex-wearing orphaned-at-age-3 I-have-mommy-issues superheroes, only one stepped forth: Captain USA.

"I WILL SAVE THEM!" Captain USA cried out. "AND I WILL DO IT FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY!"

Captain USA flew off into the distance, headed for the small town of Discordia.



The villagers gasped as a bluish blur shot through the skies above them. Captain USA made a few loops around the town before stopping above the town square, 50 feet above the villagers' heads. "FEAR NOT, BRAVE VILLAGERS," he said dramatically, "FOR I WILL SAVE YOU-"

The hero's monologue was interrupted by mechanical whirring followed by a deep THUMP-THUMP from the old house up on the hill. Captain USA turned around to investigate the sound, and was promptly torn to super-powered bits by shrapnel. Doktor Howl's prototype Aerial Werewolf Defense Array clicked and whirred as it reloaded, before firing another barrage of exploding shells at the doomed superhero. Captain USA's mutilated corpse hit the ground hit all the grace and elegance of a prime roast falling to the butcher's floor, and small pieces of metal shrapnel rained down on the paved streets. It sounded oddly like a wind chime.




Captain USA has been killed by Doktor Howl. Let this be a warning to you, spandex-wearing do-gooders.

:aaa: I really wish I had done that.
Insanity we trust.

The Wizard

#692
February 21, 2010, 08:18:04 PM
Also I think I've found a way to retcon Captain Chaos back from the dead. QUICK, SUPERBOY! PUNCH THE UNIVERSE!!!

Insanity we trust.

Remington

#693
February 21, 2010, 08:24:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on February 21, 2010, 08:18:04 PM
Also I think I've found a way to retcon Captain Chaos back from the dead. QUICK, SUPERBOY! PUNCH THE UNIVERSE!!!


The Aerial Werewolf Defense Array also fires Kryptonite rounds. Don't try it.
Is it plugged in?

The Wizard

#694
February 21, 2010, 08:25:02 PM
Shit. Back to the drawing board. Right, we need an Crisis on Infinite Earths.
Insanity we trust.

Freeky

#695
February 21, 2010, 08:26:37 PM
.........*snerk* "Punch the universe"........ :lulz:

The Wizard

#696
February 21, 2010, 08:27:37 PM
DC somehow made that work, I figured why not us?
Insanity we trust.

Freeky

#697
February 21, 2010, 08:28:23 PM
Hey, let's all of us punch the universe and see what happens! *punches air*

Pariah

#698
February 21, 2010, 08:28:57 PM
Can we start voting to lynch now?
:bsex:
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

NotPublished

#699
February 21, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
I vote to lynch Dr James Semaj.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Jasper

#700
February 21, 2010, 08:59:00 PM
I also vote lynch Semaj.

Been away this weekend, still am, just popping in to rock teh vote.

President Television

#701
February 21, 2010, 09:05:01 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

NotPublished

#702
February 21, 2010, 09:06:03 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: Aw you were a short lived one poor bugga.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

President Television

#703
February 21, 2010, 09:08:30 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#704
February 21, 2010, 09:10:29 PM
I vote to lynch James Semaj. You sick and twisted bastard. :x

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