WEREWOLF II

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(starts to wake up) Urrr...what's...what am I lying in? Uhhhh...

(breaks another chair over his head)

[The Wizard]

(goes back to sleep)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

okay guys, if we're going to lynch him, we better do it now before he wakes up again, cause we're gonna run out of chairs soon.

[NotPublished]

Werewolves dont sleep at night cause they are also insomniacs so they have to resort to killing people.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

OH NOEZ! WE RAN OUT OF CHAIRS!!!! 

[The Wizard]

(stirs and starts to stand up) Ow...what the hell hit me? And what in god's name was I lying in?

[Freeky]

*  to James's head*

[The Wizard]

(manages to get sword up in time to block stool and then charges at Freeky screaming like a banshee)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(drops cat nip on Semaj's head) HEY CATS! THERE IS SOME DELICIOUS CAT NIP ON THIS HEAD! (cats attack Semaj's head in a hungry frenzy)

[Freeky]

*replaces catnip with ground fish* This is better for them, dearie.
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[The Wizard]

Oh Christ!!! Why? (grabs cat from head and throws it onto floor, and proceeds to accidentally stomp on it)

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(grabs NP and smacks Semaj over the head)

[The Wizard]

(stabs NP in the shoulder with sword, screaming inarticulate curses)

[Freeky]

  And * out of the way of sword*

[ThatGreenGentleman]

(continues to use NP as a chair to smack Semaj with until Semaj passes out)