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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by President Television, February 18, 2010, 02:57:39 AM

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Elder Iptuous

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 02, 2010, 03:05:48 PM
66042! rah!

This is good.
You will achieve Harmony soon.
Points will melt into meaninglessness.
Your Dreams will come true.

President Television

Somebody should make Mutant Pegasus Strike with death metal.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

Quote from: CAPTAIN USA on March 02, 2010, 04:18:15 PM
Somebody should make Mutant Pegasus Strike with death metal.

You should go suggest that to them.

Eater of Clowns

Yesterday I was cooking hominy and I kept singing:

Always,
I want to be with you
and make believe with you.
I'm cooking hominy, hominy.

I played this game once.  For 30 seconds.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: EoC on March 02, 2010, 09:44:40 PM
Yesterday I was cooking hominy and I kept singing:

Always,
I want to be with you
and make believe with you.
I'm cooking hominy, hominy.

I played this game once.  For 30 seconds.

Oh, God.  Poor Elton.
Molon Lube

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

ELTON?

isnt that song by erasure? or something?

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

President Television

My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Roaring Biscuit!


Dysnomia

ALWAYSIWANTTOBEWITHYOUANDMAKEBELIEVEWITHYOUANDLIVEINHARMONYHARMONYOHLOVE
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

President Television

My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Jasper