Reminder: Nurse Mayhem is a fucking PIMP.

[Doktor Howl]

Winner of the first annual desert bare-knuckle boxing tourney, last Sunday.



I wasn't told about this in advance.



All the same, Nurse Mayhem apparently smacked a bitch up and then drank absinthe while she waited for the dust to settle.

D/N/T.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

[Doktor Howl]

She dropped an Eastwood on Von Melee, and survived against Evil Roomie's Ken doll Marine BF.

[Richter]

Pics!  At least!  ARGH that sounds epic!

Also, surviving a fight with a Marine is an accomplishment.   

[Doktor Howl]

Pics!  At least!  ARGH that sounds epic!

Also, surviving a fight with a Marine is an accomplishment.   

Yeah, he got a lucky one in and winded her (which caused her to heave), but she won overall on points for the brutal ton of fisticuffs she dropped on Von Melee.

[Suu]

Damnit, we never had bareknuckle boxing matches at the Monastery. This was probably a good thing for the betterment of the entire population of Providence, because it would have just spilled onto the street with swords.

[Richter]

Yeah, if it didn't turn into a television - wreckign grappling match, it would escalate.

Fists - lamps - kitchen stuff - reall weapons....

Suu's right, it would end in the streets with someone screaming "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, if it didn't turn into a television - wreckign grappling match, it would escalate.

Fists - lamps - kitchen stuff - reall weapons....

Suu's right, it would end in the streets with someone screaming "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"

This is why they took it to the desert.

Also, no chance of domestic violence charges from humorless cops.

[Richter]

Who'd believe it was all just us messing around? 
We'd be tastered, rock salted, and firehosed into the pavement, and get the book thrown at us when we revealed it was only for kicks.  People around here, most of them just don't understand FUN.

[Doktor Howl]

Who'd believe it was all just us messing around? 
We'd be tastered, rock salted, and firehosed into the pavement, and get the book thrown at us when we revealed it was only for kicks.  People around here, most of them just don't understand FUN.

Well, then, we'll have to educate them, come June.

[.]

Hehehe, we're seriously doing it again Friday night.
"I don't want to die without a few scars."

[Richter]

Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

[Suu]

Then again it wasn't a normal day unless someone brought some sort of weapon out.

[.]

Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

[Doktor Howl]

Getting ones from having fun is MUCH better from people actually trying to kill you.

I still like having my scars. Reminds me that I am, in fact, alive. Most of my scars are unintentional, but there are few that are self inflicted. But yes, it is much better to have fun scars than people trying to kill you scars.

I have a wide variety of scars, some of which are in odd places.  I don't talk about those too much.