worlds collide and heaven happens

[Doktor Howl]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

[Bella]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

Can you have potatoes? Because if you can, I'll shoot you a great recipe for homemade, almost fat-free french fries.

[Doktor Howl]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

Can you have potatoes? Because if you can, I'll shoot you a great recipe for homemade, almost fat-free french fries.

PLEASE.

I can have *some* potatoes.

[Eater of Clowns]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

[Doktor Howl]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

[Eater of Clowns]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Quit that yammering!

[Doktor Howl]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

I can respect that.

But I can't have french fries anymore.

I think it's rare a place does french fries well and it's always a risk ordering them, so at least you won't have to suffer through 5 awful plates of fries to find 1 passable one.

For sweet potato fries though I sincerely offer my sympathy.

Sweet potatoes are not fit for man nor beast.

Quit that yammering!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

[Doktor Howl]

i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

[Bella]

i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.

[Doktor Howl]

i like vinegar and mayo on my fries.

also Doc, you can slice taters, coat em in olive oil s&p and bake em at 425 till crispy and they're still good.

Wooooo......

Yeah, or you can use PAM spray, but olive oil is best, and this is basically the recipe I was going to send you.
Only I use sea salt cuz it's better for you and tastes better, too.

No salt.

Other than that, doin' it Sunday.

Thanks, ladies!

[Triple Zero]

Mayo is useful to make other sauces. Such as GARLIC SAUCE (with some yoghurt or mint or cucumber or whatever).

[Requia ☣]

Dammit Kel now I want crown burger fries 

[East Coast Hustle]

The eurospags have it right, mayonnaise is the superior french fry condiment.  Ketchup is a bastard condiment.  I shall hate it forever.

Vinegar, you fucking spags.

and not just ANY vinegar either. Malt vinegar or GTFO.

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