Oh, FLORIDA.

[Eater of Clowns]

The Vermont/New Hampshire feud is as old as the state boundaries, depending on where the story is told one state called the other upside down and it was taken less than kindly.

Rhode Island is Massachusetts Lite.  It has less calories but it's just missing something crucial.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oregonians only hate Californians when they try to come here. Although at this point our population is so saturated with ex-Californians I don't know who it is doing the hating. I think it's ex-Californians, on the "there's a reason we left!" principle.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Meanwhile, native Rhode Islanders just hate everyone and break out in hives when they cross state lines.

According to Rhode Island, everyone from Massachusetts is an asshole Puritan, everyone from Connecticut is a bitchy New Yorker wannabe who destroy our beaches in the summer, everyone from Maine is an inbred Downeaster, everyone from New Hampshire is a Republican isolationist that hordes all the good liquor, and Vermont is nothing but a bunch of hippie communists.

We are, of course, the superior New England state. *snort*

Rhode Islanders sound like a bunch of crotchetty old cunts who hate everyone except themselves.
Good thing that place is small, I can just step over it on my way to NY.
Me? I think we're all made of turds and goo and everyone including myself sucks equally.

[Cain]

i don't see why not

Because Solomon Kane has a fucking sweet hat.

It is a nice hat.  Very stylish, for a Puritan.

Yes, I am dropping TV Tropes links just so people click on them and get lost for hours.  Incidentally, Kane's hat is not mentioned on that page.

[Richter]

Cain, thanks to you I'm ow rading about Ciaphas Cain.

Go ahead and say it.

[Cain]

Izzat Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM?  Who kills chaos-tinged xenoforms across the galaxy FOR THE EMPEROR!?

[Richter]

The patron saint of luck and sarcasm, textbook case of survivor guilt.

[Cain]

I'm still amazed anyone managed to write a comedy set in the WH40K Universe.  That's like setting a comedy in a dead baby processing plant. Run by Nazis.  On direct orders from Satan.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm still amazed anyone managed to write a comedy set in the WH40K Universe.  That's like setting a comedy in a dead baby processing plant. Run by Nazis.  On direct orders from Satan.